Just passed this truck hauling a MASSIVE load of hay...

[Mister Obvious]

The square kind.

On top of the load, there was this FINE AS FUCK ginger young Rick Astley lookin' motherfucker...

His lifted up his shirt and flashed me them nipples as we passed...

Mmmm God he was so fucking fine. I should have locked it up in the middle of the road and turned around to follow that sweet piece of ass.

When you want something, you gotta go after it.

Damn missed opportunities...

Mama Trixie will always remember you baby.

[Mister Obvious]

It was pretty heavy synchronicity too, this song came on right after and considering the chorus, it's pretty funny...



Oh Universe... that sense of humor though! You're so adorable.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

that man is not available and neither is the video , pretty sad trix ... everybody needs to watch out for this perverted blonde lady wandering our highways

[Mister Obvious]

I agree.

I'm a Interstellar danger to all fine young ginger men who look like Rick Astley...

[Mister Obvious]

They know I want them to put it in me.

I frighten grown men with my prowess.