TolstoyKafkaEvsky: Old School YouTube Superstar

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Sad to think that someone as alive and vibrant as Tolstoy might have died a soul sucking, light extinguishing death to the machine. The man should have been a king. It's an injustice of biblical proportions.

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[My First Semi-Auto Pistol (Glock 19)]

Uploaded: October 16, 2020

Description: Finally got around to dropping a bunch of coin on a new auto-loader, as well as a bunch of goodies. Watch my nerdy ass play with them.

His Patreon says "Under Review"...

https://www.patreon.com/TolstoyKafkaEvsky

He must have gotten pretty fuckin' naughty on there!

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I've seen that happen a couple times on Patreon, but it's rare.

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And how the fuck does a Patreon page STAY "under review" seemingly indefinitely??



Is this guy suppressed for real? Is it a conspiracy? Is this the real reason he hasn't bothered to come back?

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I saw somebody leave a comment on one of his videos basically saying, "Tolstoy's FINE! He posts updates to his Facebook sometimes! He's just ENJOYING LIFE!"

Okay... if you say so. I mean I hope that's the case but... I am skeptical.

But hey you know what, maybe it's true. Maybe he finally escaped the internet vacuum tractor beam purgatory the rest of us are all caught up in and now he's living REAL LIFE.

Maybe he's looking back on his internet days like "WTF was I thinking?!"

I guess it's possible. Sounds dire and kinda boring to me, but then again, can't say I've ever tried it!?

Never been tempted to.

I'm just assuming that kind of lifestyle is gonna be forced on us all someday (if we live long enough) at some point anyway, so might as well enjoy this shit while it lasts.

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Glock IS fucking great though, I love mine.

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They look and feel so badass. I love the way they look just sitting around on random surfaces.

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Redneck home decor.

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Revolvers are still my favorite though.

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20:08 lmao hell yeah.

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Sad to think that someone as alive and vibrant as Tolstoy might have died a soul sucking, light extinguishing death to the machine.

Find solace in the privilege to pursue
Most people are crushed into servitude

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Lord Jesus I do solemnly pray...

Bring all the hotass sexyass freedom fighting freethinkers to me.

BRING THEM TO ME LORD JESUS.

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BRING THE ALL COLD STEEL GLOCK LOVING KATANA WIELDING NECKBEARD NERDS TO ME GOD.

PLEASE HEAR MY PRAYER OH LORD. PLEASE HEAR MY PRAYER.

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BRING ALL THE POKEMON COLLECTING COMIC BOOK ACTION FIGURE NERDS TO ME.

BRING THEM TO ME.

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Did I say that out loud!?

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I RECENTLY REPLENISHED MY TSHTF PEANUT BUTTER SUPPLY.

IT'S NOT AS BIG AS IT USED TO BE BUT I DO HAVE SOME.

COME TO ME.

OATMEAL.

I HAVE OATMEAL.

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT LONG EXPIRED.

COME TO ME.

I HAVE CORNED BEEF, LOTS OF CANS.

SUPER EXPIRED BUT THEY'RE STILL GOOD COME ON.

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Wait, what?! Ignore that. I'm gonna have to ban myself.

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No man, that rusty looking junk around the seam DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. IT'S STILL PERFECTLY SAFE TO CONSUME.

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GUNS. I HAVE LOTS OF GUNS AND AMMO.

SOOoOooooOoOOooo MANY GUNS, SO MUCH AMMO.

BUCKETS FULL.

EVERYBODY GETS THEIR OWN BUCKET.

HELLO??!!?!

ARE YOU THERE?!?!?!?1