Last night i fell to sleep just thinking about sniffing your breck scented hair as you knitted . What a divine well kept woman you are , i want us to be . When our kitty kats needs treats they will be accommodated . If you want the fire stoked just tell me to blow. You shall be happy living in the stone cellar and sometimes i can bring you up to have a bath and look over my collection of stuffed falcons . Hopefully one day we can be lovers and travel to the village for a sandwich at my favorite delicatessen. Hopefully you shant mind the sea air white wine and sand between your toes as we picnic on the beach .
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@ Breck scented hair
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THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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In the stone cellar, huh? That sounds suspiciously like the story I want to write.
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(10-02-2022, 02:54 PM)user328 Wrote: That sounds suspiciously like the story I want to write.
If you're serious, this is the part where I tell you that the Guest is psychic.
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09-01-2025, 12:32 AM
"Stuffed" Falcons
I think my soulmate might be a little Korean dude with silver streaks in his hair, kind of a thinner "Bobby Lee", more zen, can cook the fuck out of some Ramen and likes my Shrimp Scampi, and he has this beautiful little laugh, almost like he's some kind of exotic little beast and not human. I see him in visions a lot.
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(09-01-2025, 12:32 AM)Luscious Atanari Wrote: and likes my Shrimp Scampi
EVERYONE would like your shrimp scampi though.
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(09-04-2025, 02:41 PM)That’s true. But there’s people who appreciate the good cooking, and then there’s people who throw themselves at meMister Obvious Wrote: EVERYONE would like your shrimp scampi though.
Thank you!
That’s an astute observation.
Not all shrimp scampi is created equal.
If one is preparing shrimp scampi for guests, it should be markedly better than Noodles & Company, imo.