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06-03-2017, 03:43 PM
I mean INTENSELY sexy... I want downright evil looking sexy dudes who look like they'd be cast as the villain in a '70s movie about the anti-christ, minus the dated hairstyles.
I wanna have one on each arm. And maybe a few others just hanging around. I mean at some point, it does jump the shark. If we can't all sit on a small couch together, then what's the point really?
We would go hang out in seedy nightlife kind of places, we'd just sit around not saying anything, looking super cool and mysterious.
Fuck it, I want MY OWN nightclub. Beside the dancefloor there would be a heart shaped bed kinda like this one: http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/upload...4_1_lg.jpg
We'd hang out on the bed and stroke each other and get all weird.
I just wanna hang out and look super cool and feel far out and groovy.
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They'd stroke me... not each other. That's gay.
No gay shit here...
Just a harem of dudes for me to enjoy.
But I don't really like using the word 'harem', it's too associated with those damn arabs!!!
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And if I had my own nightclub, it would ensure a constant flow of backup sexy dudes...
Eventually they'll get bored with just hanging out and looking cool and mysterious with me. It's only natural.
I need a good supply of replacements.
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I don't do the whole swordfight thing but I almost went to a nude beach on the space coast thursday morning
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I want a PARTY HOTEL.
An entire floor dedicated to a dance club. There would be tacky disco music and retrowave playing day and night...
Whenever I wanted I could just crash the place and have all my sexy men at my disposal. At any hour of the day, whenever I felt like it... I could come in and be surrounded by hot, mysterious, dare I say even creepy looking sexy dudes.
Then there would be several floors for guests to occupy. That way there would be even more chances of sexy dudes, some that may not be in to the dance club scene.
There would be a whole floor dedicated to housing my sexy men. Maybe even 2 floors! They could stay there free as long as they agreed to be on call to come and hang out with me and look cool and stroke my body.
And then there could be a whole floor dedicated to a more private setting for me and my evil looking sexy men. There would be the biggest heart shaped bed ever. We'd have the biggest screen TV ever. We'd watch re-runs of Columbo while I hump their legs and moan in ecstasy.
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(06-03-2017, 03:49 PM)SIX Wrote: I don't do the whole swordfight thing but I almost went to a nude beach on the space coast thursday morning
There are nudist colonies around here.
At one point, I really thought I wanted to be a nudist. I changed my mind though.
I want everyone to be clothed.
I want my men to wear SUITS.
Yeah that's right, fucking suits.
YAAAAAASSSSSS.
I'd leave snail tracks all over their pant legs.
I'd be dressed most of the time too though...
Just scantily clad. We'd get more wild in the private quarters...
But I would remain clothed in the dance club.
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Glitter and sequins.
Feather boas and booty shorts.
That's what I'd wear.
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A HUGE shower.
HUGE.
YAAAAAAAAAAAS.
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The most annoying part of your last video was your pink underwear...
Underwear belongs on the floor, laundry basket or in a droor.
Some cloths are ok though, some times, and even dressing up, but underwear? (Only if sheer)
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Dudes need to stop critiquing what I wear like I give a fuck what they think...
My men will not say these things.
I'll search the world over for my evil looking sexy men.
We'll go down in history. There will be myths and legends about us and how mysterious and sexy we were.
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We'll haunt my party hotel...
In 150 years it will be on the historical register and people will come from distant lands just to rent our private quarters for a chance to see our sexy, creepy ghosts.
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What I said was actually meant to agree with what you said in this thread.
If you want a bunch of yes men while claiming intelligence is the sexiest thing, well...
Good luck
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This is a time-sensitive issue. This needs to happen before I get too old and have to pay them a bunch more to hang out with me and stroke me.
I want them to squeeze me.
Re: intelligence, yeah that's super sexy too. Don't get me wrong man! What I'm talking about here is just like men playing around with dumb slutty chicks they'd never take home to mom, but marrying a 'saintly' chick they're proud to show off... so don't give me that shit.
Besides...
My men won't be dumb.
They'll be smart...
Smart enough to know what not to say.
Or at least well paid enough to refrain from it.
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Oh yes.
I would pay my men obscene amounts of money to stroke me whilst I masturbate to Twilight Zone re-runs.
We'd have certain days of the week devoted solely to BDSM roleplaying... they could tie me up and make me fear for my life!!!
*bats eyes, heart skips a beat*
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Haha, men smart enough to know what not to say.... I like that.
That is a very nice reframing!
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LOLZ 
well i am up for this gig , i mean it sounds pretty good as long i get free drinks and food and then i get to stroke your fine body in a private room for at least 15 minutes ... i don't even mind the pink underwear or whatever the fuck you were wearing , little stroking and giggling never bothered me
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I want it so bad it makes my stomach growl...
This is my greatest hope, my greatest passion, my greatest dream...
Well, you know, aside from that whole interstellar communication thingy!?
I think you will need a billionaire to fund this dream and that is why i wanted you at bilderberg this weekend , thats where you can blackmail one of them ... then i will help you plan the nightclub/party/orgy part of your life . I can make sure all your men are disease free and of the finest stock . I will hire the best chef so you are always having the tastiest things in your mouth. You will pay me well and i will insure you are always having multiple orgasms and fine dining .
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