I want some sexy dudes to hang out with...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, Diablo, you are like the gentle breeze upon my moist, lusty skin.

But yeah, I can't be dealing with some billionaire asshole... if it's not your own money, there are always going to be some dumbfuck rules and restrictions on what the hell you can do with it or you have to give something in exchange for it, blah fuckity blah, ain't nobody got time for that.

I will become independently rich enough to build my party hotel to house my men and attract more and more men until I'm too old and senile to be wheeled into the disco anymore.

As I get too decrepit, I will be sure to pick a batch of the finest young women to take my place. I'll watch them do all the fun things that I used to do with the evil looking sexy men via cameras from the comfort of my penthouse, so no one has to see my elderliness.

The party hotel will be 13 floors, and I will live on the top floor. Half of the top floor/roof will be a large swimming pool and a mock beach. I'll get sand shipped in. It will be one of those shallow pools, circle shaped, for wading and it may get to 4 ft. deep in the middle. I don't really like to swim. I have to be able to stand up at any given area of the pool.

Of course there will be a cat porch too. I have to have my pussy.

There will be a thin retractable sunshade over the length of the area to protect my delicate skin.

[Mister Obvious]

Also, I will curate the greatest moments in the history of the party hotel. There will be cameras and people who are paid to film and capture the magic. We'll make lots of music videos and some movies. About the lives of me and my men, and what we busy ourselves doing at the party hotel.

I will open the minds of countless women to the truly fulfilling and worthy goal of having many men to enjoy. All together at once, like a big loving incestuous family. There will be hundreds of years wherein this becomes the norm for all young and good looking women... they will have their men and enjoy hanging out and stroking and humping. They'll have the lovely memories to look back on as they get old. They'll be just like me. But I will have pioneered this new way.

I'll save all the greatest footage from the party hotel and compile it into films and memoirs once I get old, because then I'll have nothing better to do as I will have expired for all intents and purposes. It will then be my sole duty to preserve and distribute the memories of all the good times and the groundbreaking changes I brought to the world.

Books... movies... photo albums. All mass distributed. People will plan vacations around the party hotel and look forward to visiting it after seeing all the fun and sensual enjoyment that has taken place there.

There will be a website for the party hotel... webcams will be placed about so that people can keep up with me and my men. Of course there will be a 15 minute delay on the cameras for safety reasons, but we won't advertise that part and we'll just say it's real time.

[Maitiú Sīrius Augustine.]

You make me laugh, gloriously may I add, each and every time Miss Trix.

As I understand, quite well, your repulsion of the use of the Arab word 'Harem' to describe your future enterprise may I remind you that our own continent of Europe has had it's fair share of fine and sordid bordellos. I believe it still does, if one only knows where to look!

Say, if this dream of yours which you yearn for so greatly becomes an actual reality in the future and if I make the grade, please do be so kind as to notify me. Gods only know I'd be more than interested and eager to be a part of your indispensable troupe of male play-things. Lol.

By the way, I hope you've had a lovely Saturn's day.

Ta da.

[Diablo]

...or you could just do road trip sex tours my darling  ,  like make it an adventure    you could be a travelling escort  with personality  thats pretty rare i think  , you would be paid lots plus you could get new material - meeting strange people .  I mean sitting in a hotel all your life seems   not very healthy  .     I think you are a curious  pervert   ,  I own a plantation on the island of Haiti and you could come here to live and  be the lady of the land with house servants  and field hands  .  I know you are afraid of the sunshine so you would be carried around the land in a special carriage   .

[Mister Obvious]

Gods only know I'd be more than interested and eager to be a part of your indispensable troupe of male play-things. Lol.

Oh you most CERTAINLY fit the bill, Maitiu!!!

Now if only my party hotel stood tall and strong for us at this very moment...

We would stroke and moan the night away.

And yes, I have had a lovely Saturn day, but I must admit... it has been tinged with a deep sexual longing that is so intense I can hardly stand it.

...or you could just do road trip sex tours my darling  ,  like make it an adventure    you could be a travelling escort  with personality  thats pretty rare i think

Oooooo!

A PARTY BUS!?!?!?!?!?!

That sounds so reasonable!

You are so right!!!

It would be a lifestyle perfectly well suited for my lust of adventure and seeing the sights!!!

A party bus with the cool lights and a heart shaped bed in the back....

There could be seats lining each side with a TV screen on either side, a screen hanging at an angle above the heart shaped bed... they'd all be playing the same re-runs of Barney Miller.

I'm open...

I'm so open to this possibility.

But I shall say that I intend to have both the party hotel and the party bus.

[Mister Obvious]

The party bus...

I do so love that idea!!!

And it would keep a (probably well needed) cap on the number of men as well.

I could have a group. A group of evil looking sexy men! We'd tour around like a band!

We'd travel this great nation from top to bottom, front to back!

We'd hire only the greatest drivers who are also intensely sexy. There can be 2 drivers. They'll work in shifts, and when they finish their shift they can come to the back and lay with me in the heart shaped bed.

We won't travel by night though. I wouldn't want to put my men in danger! We'd park at the nicest campgrounds you can imagine! We'd stroke and squeeze and cuddle until we pass out in bliss. And then do it all again the next day!

We'll definitely want a home base though. That's where the party hotel comes in!

And we'll tour the whole country. We'll be just like a rock band. People will want to meet us and get our autographs and take pictures with me and my men!

So many women will be inspired. So many men will long to be just like my men.

[Laqur]

trix you have the finest pussy in the land and we must gather all resources in order to satisfy your urges  ,  it would be my pleasure to serve you as a male concubine   to ensure your desires are fulfilled  .  Oh sweet baby allow me to perform every oral pleasure on your heavenly body .  Just pat me on the head once for first base , two times for  sensual fingering and three for cunilingus  .  Its that simple , i will be your trained dog of a man to  implement every wish and desire .

[Mister Obvious]

I really just want to cuddle and touch.

Notice I never once mentioned actual sex in this thread!

Teehee!

I'm so innocent!

[Mister Obvious]

I mentioned humping. Humping isn't sex though.

[Mister Obvious]

I used to make fun of people who talked about humping.

Now I totally understand.

Humping is awesome.

[Guest]

I used to make fun of people who talked about humping.

Now I totally understand.

Humping is awesome.

you are one funny lady and my labrador totally agrees on the humping , he is purebred and would love to have your leg for a minute or two