Boris Karloff's "Thriller"

[Mister Obvious]

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

"Girl With A Secret"



ROFL, they were always drugging bitches back then! So funny! Actually a great show!

[Guest]

thank you trix for introducing me to the classics , you are some kind of groovy retro chick that i imagine copulating with

[Mister Obvious]

Funny you mention that, Guest, these old episodes are making me horny as fuck!!!

[Guest]

Funny you mention that, Guest, these old episodes are making me horny as fuck!!!

I know me too , I think its the way they dress conservative yet very stylish  and a little curvaceous  .  Its better than porn.

[Dj.R@N$OM]

I knew it a cinephile!

[Mister Obvious]

"Worse Than Murder"



Bwahahahaha this episode is SAAAVAAAGEEE.

10:45 OMG is she really gonna do the wild thing with that old dude?!?! I mean I guess he's not too bad looking. Heaven knows looks are the most important thing in the world!!!



21:20 ummm, DAYUM.

22:38 dude this is some crazy shit.

That was a really suspenseful episode!!!

[Guest]

I like this boris karloff , he only hires white folks and so there is no pandering to the races ,no political message , just pure relaxing storytelling .

[Mister Obvious]

"A Wig For Miss DeVore"



Ooo, this one has supernatural themes!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Mama Trixie likes this one!!!

4:34... ROFL this is great.

Boris is kinda freaky... I dig it.

6:42 BWAHAHAHAHA I LOOOOOOOOVE THIS CREEPY BITCH!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING EPICCCCCC.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is hot.

20:20 dude I FUCKING hate that dress. It's straight up hideous.

LOL... this story is ridiculous. But I still dig it.

31:50 damn, I wanna know what that freakin' letter says!!!!!!!!

35:43 why are all her dresses totally hideous??? I don't get it?? That dress looks like the other dress, but it's not.

36:44 LOLMFAO that balcony is a disaster waiting to happen!!! ROFL!!!

Well it's pretty easy to see where this is gonna go... if I was her I'd be supergluing that damn wig on!!!

41:46 LMFAO the way people danced... SCANDALOUS!!! ROFL the rug is all lumpy and fucked up!!!

42:49 NO WAAAAYYYYY ROFLMAOLOLOL!!! Thank God for the maid tripping out over that hideous looking dress, I am so team Sheila!!! ROFL!!! I totally don't want her to get caught!!! This really is a thriller!!! I like how the 'thriller' element of this show doesn't really kick in til almost the end. Then you remember, oh yeah, this is a thriller! ROFL!!!

43:50 I'm sorry but this dance is sooo unladylike!!! Looks like a good workout though!!!

44:54 "Marvelous for the figure"... ROFL, EXACTLY!!! Dancing with a purpose, bitches!!!

48:22 OHHHHH SHHHHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Awww shit!!! It's another supernatural episode!!! THIS IS AWESOMEEE.

Dude these "New England" people talk weird as hell in this episode. The fuck?

You know I was always a Spock kinda girl, but William Shatner is lookin' fine as hell in this episode!!! I'd totally fuck his face.

10:22 OMG that stupid bitch made him drop the wine bottle. I don't care if you see a demon coming straight out of hell, you make any sudden loud noises and cause me to drop the wine, I'm gonna beat your ass.

13:39 ooo I love the way he manhandled her head!!! That was hot!!!

15:42 oh hell yeah Shatner, I've been having some peculiar sensations too!!!

Hmmm you know it's weird... William Shatner seems kinda crazy. Seems kinda like he just has these weird random outbursts.

17:56 this lady is pretty cute, but she also looks like the type who would kill you in your sleep.

29:30... would you fucking LISTEN to the way this bitch screams?? I think somebody needs a dirt nap.

35:00 I'm like who the heck is this guy, why does he look so familiar? It's THE PROFESSOR, from Gillian's Island!!! Very much a hottie.

36:25 OMG WTF!? It's Elly May Clampett!!! BWAHAHAHAHA this is one star studded cast!!! And she's doing that funny like posing and smiling thingy they always did too... ROFL where am I remembering that from, it's freaking hilarious!!!

Dude honest to God... I want to go through my life, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, in EVERY SITUATION acting like 36:25 - 36:30 of this episode. ROFLMAOALAOL I AM NOT KIDDING, I AM SERIOUS.

"A tragic sickness" of looking in the mirror all the time. Man that's fucked up, ROFL!!! I try to avoid the mirror. I can't really... relate to wanting to look in the mirror all the time. I guess that has been replaced these days with taking selfies and looking in the viewfinder on the camera all the time, LOL!!! I meaaan... if I looked like Elly May Clampett though... I might!!!

37:04 DAAAYYYUUUMMM, muhfucka done up and died and left that young hot bitch a big-ass beachside house with a bunch of damn mirrors and swag-ass dresses, bwahahaha hell I would have shut myself in too!!!

37:57, damn, that's some deep shit thoooouuuughhh!!!

38:28, is William Shatner gay?? Seems kinda gay. Hot as fuck. But kinda gay. But hot. As fuck.

Is he wearing eyeshadow?? WTF?

40:19 ROFLROFL, this show is SOOOOOO dramatic sometimes.

41:05, are they gonna kiss?? That looks all too natural for the Shat!

41:57 ROCKET MAN EPIC FORESHADOWING THOOOUUUGGGHHH!!!

OBLIGATORY THOUUUGHHH...



OT, Karen Black HOT AS FUCK THOUGH YAAAAAASSSS.

Okay okay okay, back to Thriller...

Man I tell you what, everything on TV was such pure and total excellence, LOL... it really was. It was so elegant.

44:20 good Lord with this bitch and her screaming though, I fuckin' swear, I wouldn't run up there to help her I'd just leave and consider myself lucky to be rid of her annoying ass, LMFAO.

45:27 ROFLROFL, got out of it anyway! Hot damn! Free man! Run muhfucka! ROFLMAOLOL!!!

46:08, that monologue... oh Shat! You epic son of a bitch.

48:23 so creepy... love it, great episode!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"The Ordeal Of Dr. Cordell"



Exposed to a gas which causes him to become a homicidal maniac whenever he hears the ring of a bell?!

A nod to MIND CONTROL PATSY PROGRAMMING!?!

This episode is way too fucking boring though, I'm not watching it.

[Mister Obvious]

"Parasite Mansion"



LOL... the intro on this one is great. He just stands there and introduces the whole cast while they act like he's not in the room. Love it!!!

16:15 I wanna be a freaked out old actress like this lady when I'm decrepit with nothing else to live for!!! GOALS THOUUUGHHH!!!

Huh, they're really making me wonder what in the heck is the secret of the house now!!! What could it be!?

19:28 I dunno what this bitch is so upset about, they bring her food!!!

25:06 OMG WTF.

32:19, stigmata... ooo, interesting!!! These old shows are the shit man!!!

39:00 LOL this episode is a trip man, good stuff, really good stuff!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"Once The Killing Starts"



This is a surprisingly good show... it's not by Karloff, but it's called "Thriller", so I don't have to make a new thread for it.

Admittedly this plot has been done by other shows I find more preferable, namely Columbo/Ransom for a Dead Man. But it's still rather enjoyable.

Oh wow, the paranoia is off the rails in this episode!!!

32:36... LOL! Said his wife was at a "funny age", talking about her having a young lover!!! Bwahahahaha!!! Ooohhh. That's hot.

38:07 talk about a rambling and disjointed random mention of aliens... the heck!?

LOL... I love the "end of part" screens, so dramatic. It's like a murder mystery soap opera!!!

40:44 awww this guy is super cute! I love his bushy hair! This old faggot is gonna poison him though... piece of shit!

Whoa what a fucking asshole... that guy was hot as fuck and good looking too, and that old bastard killed him and he wasn't even the right guy. Wow, what a douchebag, I hate this old piece of shit, he better get what's coming to him.

47:42, I totally think it's this creepy old dude who is the blackmailer. I've thought that all along but it just seems way way too obvious.

Maybe it's the chick though... it could very well be. I've suspected that a couple times too.

56:10 holy shit this guy is dumb as a box of rusty nails though. I mean if it really was the chick, she wouldn't be dumb enough to get in the car with him in the middle of the night and go on some random and totally suspicious outing. ROFL... she's smart enough to threaten him with ransom notes, but not smart enough to see straight through a scheme like that? This guy is such an idiot. He's getting trolled so hard.

56:42 AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'm like second-hand embarrassed for this guy. He is just fucking up left and right, it's horrible!!! Now he's gonna have to kill the chick too!!! FUCK!!! Ahahaha what an idiot. This is painfully embarrassing.

1:01:47 DAAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM. I had suspected that too, but I never actually thought they'd go there!!! AHAHAHAHA WOWWW!!!!!!!!! Great story, gotta say.

[Mister Obvious]

"A Killer In Every Corner"



What the actual fuck man? It's ANOTHER episode about people turning into homicidal maniacs at the sound of a bell... homicidal mind control programming.

All this shit is such old news... but everybody born in every new generation has to 'catch up' and learn about it all. It's so shocking to find out and yet it's like nobody cares except for the other new people who are finding out about it at the same time you are.

This episode is too boring though, not gonna watch.

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm The Girl He Wants To Kill" ... this sounds way hotter!!!

ROFLMAOLOLOL the opening of this episode. ROFL, this can only end in disaster!!!

Why is she carrying a massive bouquet of balloons that look like giant sperm cells?!

1:56 ew this killer guy is freaking ugly. How disappointing. If a dude's gonna kill me, I at least want him to be hot AF.

I meeeean, that bitch had it comin'! ROFL, this is so dumb, like one single stab is gonna kill a bitch. Ahahaha. I'm sorry but I dunno if I can watch this one either. It's off to a pretty negatory start, and the killer dude is so unattractive, it's like why bother?

20:00 and I'm still watching this shit. Why am I unenthused with this episode?

I have no idea what's going on in this episode and the worst part is that I couldn't care less.

I'm just gonna move on from this episode.

[Mister Obvious]

Back to the original Thriller...

"Til Death Do Us Part"



Oh hahahahahaha this old bat is asking for it!!! What a bitch!!! OMG HE'S ABOUT TO STRANGLE HER WITH THE "REST IN PEACE" RIBBON!!! AHAHAHAHA FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

ROFL Boris' intro to this episode is such an epic Tales from the Crypt foreshadowing.

He has a wonderful sense of humor. Now I can see the differences between this show, The Twilight Zone, One Step Beyond, The Outer Limits... this show has very funny moments.

10:16, I don't get this episode. Why is he acting so weird? He had her picture... he knew what she looked like. What the fuck is his problem?

She may be ugly but at least she has a nice personality... I mean it's a huge upgrade from his bitchass wife.

16:00 "I'm making a great sacrifice"... ROFLMAO what a fucking cocksucker. Fuck this guy!

BWHAHAHAHAHA SHE GOT HIM GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahahahaha oh jeez man this love story went downhill FAST.

Fuck this episode too, moving along!!! I hate western themed crap.

[Mister Obvious]

"Kill My Love" ... Gee I really like this show!



Why is this episode giving me flashbacks of being in WalMart in like 2006? Dude these random memory flashbacks are getting weird!

1:53 BWWAHAHAHAHAHA HE JUST BITCHSLAPPED THAT HO!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOLOLMFAOLOL!!! WOW!!! THAT ONE HAD BASS!!! I have to watch that again!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2:54 OOOOOOO this is getting GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

3:30 OMG ANOTHER STRANGLIN'!!! YAAAAASSSS!!!

LOL... Boris is fucking awesome.

This lady should have known he was gonna straight up murder her ass.

LOL, the early 60s is about the only damn time I'd drive in SoCal!!!

13:03 ROFLMAO what the fuck is it with this guy and smacking people!? Dude's starting to piss me off!!!

19:00 I dunno, I'm starting to get the idea this guy might be a violent asshole.

28:38, LOL damn, this guy is a fucking psycho!!!

35:53, this kid freaks out pretty damn hard, he's good at raging!!!

36:25 LMFAO AGAIN with the SMACKING. This guy is fucking ridiculous ROFLMFAOLOL AHAHAHAHA.

The ending of this episode was totally lame, as mentioned by others.

[Mister Obvious]

"A Good Imagination"



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 0:15 seconds in and I know this is gonna be good!!!

ROFLMAO this fucking guy is GLAM AS SHIT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck, is that Freddie Mercury???

1:50 awwwwww shiiiiiit!!! Ahahaha man, this old guy ain't exactly hot or anything but I gotta say, a little bit of psycho goes a long way baby, Trixie likey!!!!!!

I'm smiling.

This is the same chick from that episode about the wig. At least they've got her in a better dress this time.

It's at this moment it occurs to me that the last episode of "Thriller" wasn't thrilling at all. It lacked that climatic build up. That's just my personal opinion though, which is of course worth my weight in diamonds.

15:55 OMG NO. NO! Don't kill that guy, he's too sexy! He's much too sexy! Let it go!

20:44, he should just kill his fricken wife, what the hell is this guy thinking??

23:10 THE FUCK!? Is this a trap?! IS THIS A TRAP!??!?! Oh my God. I'd be humping that dude on the couch like a rabid fucking cockfiend by the time hubby got back, screw it, gotta die sometime!!! Aw dude ahahahaha this shit is a trap, IT'S A FUCKING TRAP, GOTTA BE!!! GOTTA. Dude that guy just lit a match on his pants. I'm moist. Okay that's a lie... I'm wet.

AHAHAHAHA, I can't believe she actually had sex with that guy, what a friggen ho!!! Ahahahaha, right?! Right!?

27:00 OMG. Her husband literally just walked in... and she's freshly sexed and everything!!! Time to off the bitch!!! Spare the hot dude for God's sake, it's time to get serious, old chap!



27:26 ROFLMAO well this is awkward as fuck!!!

28:56 ... doesn't she know her husband is literally a murderer by now?? Not the brightest crayon in the box!!!

OMG... are these two gonna plot to knock off her husband!!!? That would be fuckin' epic!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! IT WOULD THOUGH!!! DON'T EVEN FRONT!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

30:52 oh God, here it comes. He's about to knock off her hottest conquest yet. This has GOTTA stop!

32:09 "Is this the hole here you want me to plug up?!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY GOLD!!!

35:04 OH HELL NO?!?!? SAVAGE!!! IT'S TOO SAVAGE!!! NO!!! AHAHAHA NO!!! NOOOOO!!!

OMG OH SHIT!!!

DUDE.

OMG!!!

OH SHIT!!!

I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.

OMG. AHAHAHAHA.

WOW.

NO WAY, NO FUCKING WAY!!!

AHAHAHAHA. Dude.

Wow.

37:00 AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GODDDDDD SOOOOOO FUCKING CREEEEEPPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a plot.

What a fuckin' plot.

38:02... both these actors are good too.

39:42?? What the fuck just happened???

Okay well I'm genuinely 100% confused at this point. That's almost worse than killing somebody, LMFAO what the hell?

This episode is fucking WICKEDDD.

44:48 ROLFMAO it totally cracks me up how freaky this dude is, I love it. I simply love it! I love this guy!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY DAMN. This is TWISTEDDDDDDDDDD.

11/10, epicest of wins.

48:02 LOL I love the tip of the hat to Alfred Hitchcock there, very nice.

[Mister Obvious]

There's a hotass young detective dude in this episode... he's very sexy! Mysterious even! This show is interesting, the dialogue is pretty unique.

6:40 ROFLMAO, he's literally hiding in the bushes!!! This is my kinda guy right here!!!

OMG dude WTF... I just Google'd the actor who plays this young detective. Richard Beckinsale. He died 8 years after this show, of a congenital heart defect. That's messed up. He was only 31. Just makes me wonder what kind of unexpected death awaits us all.

14:28 ROFL the back and forth in this show is hilarious. "No." "Yeh." "No". LMFAO.

LOL I literally just got up and walked away for like 20 minutes in the middle of this episode. I gotta say, it's a pretty damn boring episode. If it wasn't for this good looking Richard Beckinsale, I wouldn't watch another second of it.

I'm totally skipping to the end.

Okay I skipped to the end and I have no idea what happened.

Next.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it was boring as fuck. Unless Richard Beckinsale gets your ladybits twitchin'. Otherwise, nah.

[Mister Obvious]

"The Cheaters"



1:15 oooOoOoOoOooo!!! This crazy old scientist dude is pretty hot!!!

Wow though... a plot along the lines of "They Live".

3:38 "yellow gold lenses" eh?! Is that what he said?! My favorite kind!!! I'm wearing yellow tinted glasses right now. Everything is too cool toned without them... I don't like it.

5:15 this Charlie dude's pretty fuckable!

11:15 oh yeah, she's definitely bangin' that Charlie dude.

11:42 bwahahahahaha oh wow.

12:05 WTF NO WAY. I didn't see that coming. I truly didn't see that coming.

12:55 wooooowwww.

Gotta say, I am pleasantly surprised with this episode at this point. I really thought it was going to be one way, and it turned out to be so much more than that. Truly excellent, I must say.

Not at all disappointing.

13:25 wowwwwwww.

15:55 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO.

17:30 LOL I like this old lady.

21:00 LOL this lady is fucking awesome.

26:00 I'm starting to think this could be like the Twilight Zone episode with Peter Falk where the mirror sorta preys on paranoia.

29:10 this lady is a little too happy about having just knocked off a guy?!

45:00 what the fuck is this annoying bitch so afraid of, LMAO.

46:50 OMG wow!

LOL... good episode.