Cindy Currier: The New and Improved Nancy Lieder!!!

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghOfNBi9kE

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A NEW NATIONALIZED AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!!!!!!!

Look how happy Cindy looks!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

0:33 ROFLLLLLMAOLLLLOLOL I HEAR YOU ON THAT, CINDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cindy deserves an award. We need to INVENT an award for CRAZY PEOPLE.

They DESERVE IT.

I get nervous watching these videos with her and these 'naturalized citizens'...

It's scary and so scary.

Ahahahahaha it's so awkward, OMG.

HELLLLPPPPPP MEEEEE.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

LOL this Paul guy is nervous as shit too.

Wow, all these people Cindy attracts to her are super old, I mean like no offense but I guess like attracts like.

Where are the hot young people who wanna be nationalized Chincoteague Americans!?!?!?!

Does Cindy not look like she'd make a good sugar momma??? She's got an RV for God's sake!!!

And she's cute!!! Just look how cute she is!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq_FjIVFu6k

[Guest]

its like she understands we are controlled by a zionist cabal but she doesn't really understand what it would take to remove them from power , i admire her effort to clean things up but yeah delusions of grandeur comes to mind

i respect her because her generation mostly is completely brainwashed and has no idea what kind of mind fuckery is happening

[Mister Obvious]

its like she understands we are controlled by a zionist cabal but she doesn't really understand what it would take to remove them from power , i admire her effort to clean things up but yeah delusions of grandeur comes to mind

What's worse though??

Defeatism... resigning oneself to the power structure. Or living in daily 'delusions of grandeur'?

I vote for a life of 'delusions' of grandeur.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it's BETTER TO LIVE in 'delusions of grandeur' than it is to bow down to the power elite and therefore resign one's own personal power.

Cindy is doing it right.

Call it delusional...

But to her, existence is good because it's all about what she thinks, feels and believes. THAT is REAL to her.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlwvpl2CiQ

It's Mellow Cindy, the one the only, Queen of Chincoteague Island!!!

Awww, I wanna have coffee with Cindy!!! WTF!!! Why can't I have coffee with Cindy!?

1:18 ooo, Cindy. NGL, and no hate but, that sounds a lil creepy there babe.

LMFAO holy hell, Cindy is a mindfuck.

1:40 ROFLROFL, could you imagine Cindy approaching you and your pals with the Law of the Land Handbook!?!?!

You're sitting at a table and she just comes up... and starts talking to you about Natural Law. And tells you she's the Queen. ROFMAOLOL.

2:40 LOLOL so Cindy sits around at these local places and listens to peoples' conversations. I'm second-hand creeped out. ROFL!!!

Cindy's gonna try to recruit people into the Natural Law using the Law of the Land Handbook by passing it off AS A CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cindy is basically comparing herself to the Holy Roman Empire and saying she's going to take over the world by freeing hearts and minds with the Law of the Land Handbook.

19:17... Cindy says she has reclaimed all the land in the universe. It's at this point in the video where you can see how deep Cindy is into her 'delusion'. How deeply she believes this. Where she's sitting, where she is... she looks at it and sees NOTHING but her own truth, NOTHING but the world that SHE has constructed and set forth, NOTHING but her plan and scheme. And when she fails to see it coming to fruition... she moves along and approaches it from another direction. Very fascinating.

11:38 Cindy is so right... WE'RE ALL CUSTODIANS!!!

Fucking love Cindy so much.

13:33 AHA!!! OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! CINDY IS STARTING A CHURCH!!! Bwahahahahaha, THE LOOK IN HER EYES!!!

SHE'S SO EXCITED OMG.

I want to be as devoted as Cindy is.

I WANT TO BE AS DEVOTED AS CINDY IS.

The Church of Cindy. Rev. "Sensual" Cindy Currier. Pastor Cindy "Zen" Currier.

THE CHURCH OF AMERICA: A place where clarity is provided on the Law of the Land Handbook through speaking.

15:05 Cindy gives a shoutout to Joe, who's on a lonely drive back to his Cindyless life out in the barren western American wastelands. Cindy and Joe WILL meet again. SOULMATES though. BESTIES though.

So is Church gonna be held in Cindy's RV? At the library? At the local diner? At the beach?

LOL, Cindy says that Chincoteague America needs a sheriff! She's such a fucking maverick.

"I want to enhance life here on the island, not challenge it." Ooo, that's a good one, don't mind if I write that one down for my own personal later use!!!

[Guest]

"Cindy is basically comparing herself to the Holy Roman Empire and saying she's going to take over the world by freeing hearts and minds with the Law of the Land Handbook."

yeah she sounds like another tool of the Jesuits , pretending to educate people but really just teaching them to be selfish and to think they can elevate themselves into godlike beings - exactly what Lucifer wants

be wary of this woman

[Mister Obvious]

Wary in the pants!!!

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW0zKBSGLZ4

I feel like Cindy's got somebody tied up in one of her RV closets.

Damn Cindy isn't fucking around in this video, she's like being super serious and I'm sorta scared.

Like...

I can imagine Cindy all up in somebody's face, narrowing her eyes and just... being scary as fuck, ROFLMAO.

I fucking agree with Cindy though, holy fuck, I kinda wanna be in the Cindy Kay Currier Church of America.

Cindy needs to make a site, or do broadcasts of her sermons explaining the Law of the Land Handbook.

CindyKayCurrierChurchofAmerica.com

[Guest]

trix you could prolly talk her into forming a lesbian waco type ranch filled with outraged lezzy girl campers , kinda like a thelma& louise part 2 but take it up a notch now thats a standoff that would make me watch cnn again

[Mister Obvious]

now thats a standoff that  would make me watch cnn again

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*SCREAMS*

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhhdYxYS3fc

I feel like Cindy Zen needs a co-pilot for that thar ship of hers. RIGHT!?

Look at her cute lil cowgirl hat hanging from the cabinet. Adorbs. Simply adorbs.

Ooo 4:55 Cindy is using fancy ballet terminology, I wonder if she used to be a ballet dancer!?

6:50 oooo Cindy's going forward with her church idea, but she is not going to launch a site for it yet. She thinks it'll get taken down... LOL, no it won't. It's nothing like the Heirship Bank site. But whatever, that's fine.

I want to see a sermon by Cindy.

SermonsByCindy.com...

[Guest]

Ooo 4:55 Cindy is using fancy ballet terminology, I wonder if she used to be a ballet dancer!?

'yer not gonna see a cow pirouette'

i blame google for finding this with cindys terminology ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv7nJtYXr_M

[Mister Obvious]

Don't be hatin'!

I bet you can't pirouette like that bitch!

The issue I have with this whole thing is...

They post videos like this and marvel that a 'plus size' person can... you know, move.

And it's like... if she KEPT DANCING like that, she wouldn't BE plus sized anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAgHKu_gyA

OMG look how ADORABLE Cindy is in her lil cowgirl hat!!! Marry me bitch!!!

Fucking love you Cindy!!!

"Whenever you're havin' a bad hair day, be a cowgirl." - Sensual Cindy Kay Currier, "Words to Live By"

It cracks me up when Cindy says she's "having a bad hair day". Like WTF constitutes a bad hair day for Cindy?? Her hair literally always looks the same to me. I don't even know how you would have a "bad hair day" with that haircut, it makes no sense.

Cindy is about to share with us the creed of the Church of the Law of the Land of America. ZOMG this is so exciting!!!

Repeat after me!!!

"I EXPERIENCE GOD AS THE FIRST SOURCE OF LIFE ESSENCE, CREATOR OF ALL THINGS. THE NATURE OF GOD IS INHERENT IN ALL ORIGINAL HUMANS, THEREFORE WE ARE HEIRS OF CREATION, CUSTODIANS OF EARTH, AND PROTECTORS OF ONE ANOTHER."

AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She wants Church of America ministers to visit prisons and hospitals... LOL. Hell yeah!!!

Oh Cindy, I feel so comfortable.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5YJiD3VsU

So is Cindy having a good hair day now??

'We have to be born of water and spirit in order to experience heaven on earth' ... that part of the Bible just means that you have to be BORN, and be conscious to experience life on earth. It has literally nothing to do with baptism like so many churches have interpreted it. We're born when the water breaks. That's all it means.

Cindy is right. So right.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7z0mZp7gcE

I feel that Cindy is about to bail from Chincoteague America.

It's gonna be raining for DAYS. I wouldn't blame her for leaving.

She's making pamphlets for the Cindy Kay Currier Natural Law of the Land Church of America.

I personally think Cindy should have been a lawyer. That would mean I'd pretty much dislike her on a fundamental level, but LOL... I'd still watch her videos.

Dude this video is boring as shit. Nobody cares about the history of the church. Maybe she should have just been a historian.

Awww, Cindy is so cute though!!! Love you Cindy!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, OMG...

There are FIVE new Cindy videos I haven't seen!?!?!?!

Dafuq?!

Thank you God!!!

*grabs popcorn*

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY_2L0NUf7s

"How to introduce The Law of the Land to Strangers" ROFLMAOLOLOMFAOMGROFLROFL!!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Too good... Cindy is too good. Too entertaining. Too great. Too wonderful.

1:45 Cindy states that she will not make the Church of the Law of the Land Handbook of Chincoteague America pamphlets available online because people misuse them. She's shooting herself in the foot with that one because any publicity is good publicity and 99.8888473837% of her following in ON FUCKING LINE.



Oooo, she's gonna make it available by MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FUCKING TEMPTEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:33 OMGROFL... that look in her eyes when she starts with her 'elevator pitch'. AHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit!!! CINDY IS THE REAL FUCKING DEAL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is actually a pretty amazing spiel she's put together though, gotta say.

Oh Cindy... my God.

You rock my world baby.

I love you.

[Mister Obvious]

I LOVE YOU CINDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!! LOVE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!