I just heard a cat meow, and let me tell you 100% unequivocally...

[Mister Obvious]

There's no cat in here.

[Mister Obvious]

[GG]

That's scary!

The craziest thing that ever happened to me was just a couple months ago. I was working over the kitchen counter and saw a several drops of fresh blood on it. It looked like it dripped out a nose bleed, which I used to get when I drank a lot.

So I go to the bathroom and check. Nothing. No blood anywhere. I checked my hands, arms, head, mouth, nose... nothing! I went back to the kitchen and checked EVERYTHING. I even checked the ceiling and never found where that blood came from.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa...

That's creepy as shit.



Hmmm.

Well, the meow didn't give me a bad feeling.

Like as soon as I heard it I was like, uhm, there's no cat.

But I wished there had been because it sounded sooo sweet.

ROFL.

Agh, what is life?!