Dude it’d be so awesome to find an abandoned baby...

[Mister Obvious]

You know, like finding one in a nest of blankets on the doorstep. 

Wouldn’t that be righteous?!

You wouldn’t have to spend all that time pregnant or risk dying in childbirth, you could just have a baby right then and there!

*opens door* ... “Aww, look, it’s a freakin’ baby!!!”

Not gonna lie, I secretly wish this would happen.

[Mister Obvious]

Right!?!?!?!

[Guest]

One baby coming up- will put on some diapers. , grab my soother and bonnet

[Mister Obvious]

LOL open the door and it's you on the porch dressed like a baby...



The shit would make a hilarious comedy vid.