Woman, 86, charged in armed bank robbery

[Mister Obvious]

Surrounded by police and pushing a walker, an 86-year-old woman was escorted out of the TD Bank at 38th and Market Tuesday evening and placed in handcuffs in what can only be described as a bizarre bank robbery attempt.

http://www.wnd.com/2017/11/woman-86-char...k-robbery/

[user113]

It's good to have initiative, but one must know one's limitations too.

[user97]

Fuck yeah!!!

She, my friends, is a true American !!!

:)

[user113]

Jesse James would be proud!

[Mister Obvious]

Gun-totin’ great-grandma!

Gat-packin’ granny!

Geriatric gunslinger...

Pic at link:

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/crime/...71122.html

[user113]

I'll bet she's an Alice White fan too. Wouldn't that be a peach?

[user97]

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, internet.

[Dark Dick]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mkXLFcUpEA

[Crille]

This is how you do it:

[user113]

Movie cops are such lousy shots.

[user97]

This is how you do it:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  FUCK YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[user97]

This is how you do it:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  FUCK YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

The excitement on this thread has made me horny.

[Crille]

[Dark Dick]

The excitement on this thread has made me horny.

You have the urge to rob a sperm bank.

[Mister Obvious]

That's the only kinda bank I'd rob, baby...



"Woman caught in sperm bank, found in compromising position with turkey baster, had brought along portable DVD player showing re-runs of Columbo"

[Mister Obvious]

I just came.