Two “urgent meetings” in one day re: Queen Elizabeth, “crucial” announcement expected

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/884...gement/amp

Rumor has it Prince “Thick Dick” Harry the Ginger might be getting married.

I have my doubts.

[user113]

He has a large member? I hadn't heard.

[Mister Obvious]

Gingers usually do.

Have big fat dicks, that is.

[Guest]

Good i wanna see him impregnate thst toronto actress

[Mister Obvious]

There are only a few circumstances under which they would actually allow Harry to marry that girl...

And none of them are good.

1. The rumors are true and Harry is not Charles' son.

2. He's pulling a Edward VIII style abdication, for reasons completely unrelated to love and romance.

3. They let him marry her and that means he's automatically out from the running, forever, and so are his kids... and this would only be the case if #1 were true.

[Mister Obvious]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/27/lets-not-f...s-7111639/

Meghan Markle may be an incredibly distant cousin of Harry's but I guarantee you I am more closely related to him than she is...

ROFL!

They are not choosing Meghan Markle for this role because of her relation to Harry. It's the other side of her lineage they're choosing for Harry to mate with...

Sure it's convenient she's related to Harry too. But a whole lot of people are and they chose Meghan because of the other part of her lineage, and Harry's side will end up being subservient to that side.

Not a good deal being made here.

This leads me to believe Harry is Charles' son after all.

[Mister Obvious]

England is totally fucked.

You think they're gonna stop bending over any time soon, you better think again...

Get the fuck out if you want a future for yourself and your family.

[Mister Obvious]

Meghan and Harry's compatibility is FUCKING atrocious. There is no actual connection between these two. It's not fair... William ended up with a much better deal... his compatibility with Kate is absolutely stellar and must be a blessing in an otherwise oppressive life.

Yes, I just called life as a royal oppressive, and if you don't understand that, pull your head out of your ass... they are basically the most unlucky, unhappy people on the fucking planet.

[Crille]

She seems like a really sweet person tbh. Unless you know, she´s one of those chicks who grabs you by the balls and cuts your dick off

[user113]

Why do you say Meghan and Harry aren't compatible?

[Mister Obvious]

I'm talking bio compatibility (math) and astrologically...

They are just not compatible at all.

Meghan seems fake as shit in interviews with her and Harry.

It's... not believable at all.

[Crille]

A lot of good actors seem like total airheads because they keep acting in real life when the cameras are on. Kinda hard to tell if they´re actually fake or just do it instinctively when the cameras are there.

[Guest]

I would never ever lick a girls pussy but i think harry is doing just that to this actrrss and its most likely occured in buckingham

[Mister Obvious]

I saw this at the store, LMAO!!!

https://i.imgur.com/0HTeio0.jpg

They literally have the WORST astrological compatibility, like I posted about above...

So I just find the “stars aligned” statement ESPECIALLY hilarious.

[Mister Obvious]

I don’t even believe he said that...

I doubt he even LIKES her. At all.

[Mister Obvious]

She looks like the type who would turn around and snap at you at any moment whilst being super fake nice to everyone.

Quality in the royal family has tanked...

Having someone that transparent come into the royal family?

Whew... bad sign.

The House of Windsor has done a pretty shit job since stealing the throne in the 1800s.