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12-22-2017, 04:54 PM
Stream of consciousness style...
I am going to write all my sick twisted thoughts in the array of journals I've acquired over the years.
I used to look at blank books as sacred.
So sacred that I would never write in them, imagining they were meant for something glorious and special...
And if their pages couldn't be filled with those epic, truly righteous writings, then they would be better off blank.
But no more...
Now I shall begin sharing my intensely warped and perverse thoughts on these beautiful blank pages.
Indeed, it's now or never.
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I'm first in line to buy copies !
I'm already camping out in a tent and a sleeping bag like those people in front of the Apple store for the new I phone !
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ROFL, you have an amazing sense of humor, Number. Truly. I love you for that, man. I really do.
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These thoughts are hella honest and... a lot of them are intensely sexual. ROFLMAO.
I'd be low key mortified if anyone ever found them. But that possibility won't keep me from being totally honest and unfiltered with them.
I do like the idea of other people eventually being in possession of them though, Number. That would be cool. I think people need to write stuff and do swaps... you take my journal, I'll take your journal.
It's old school, it has that wondrous sort of feeling to it.
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(12-22-2017, 05:03 PM)Trix Wrote: These thoughts are hella honest and... a lot of them are intensely sexual. ROFLMAO.
I'd be low key mortified if anyone ever found them. But that possibility won't keep me from being totally honest and unfiltered with them.
I do like the idea of other people eventually being in possession of them though, Number. That would be cool. I think people need to write stuff and do swaps... you take my journal, I'll take your journal.
It's old school, it has that wondrous sort of feeling to it. Awesome Idea!!!!!!!
Still , I'd be in the crowd at the front like the Black Friday Wall Mart sales videos....(busting through the door for a TV)...They open the door for your journals.... I'm smashing through, running over little kids....slapping some hoe in the face ....snatching your journal out that bitches hand......
Next day, vid be on YouTube.
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LMAOLOLOL.
Awww...
Love you, Number, I'm excited.
It feels good to write and express...
I really recommend everybody does it.
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Did they still have slam books when you were in middle school and high school? That's where you take a notebook and write a question at the top of each page, then have all of your friends write their answers.
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I never went to public school. I did have a friend who used to have me write in journals that she was sending to keep her brother and his friends company when they were overseas in the war in the early 2000s. I thought that was really neat of her. She and I shared this sort of love for writing, and notebooks in general, but both of us also admitted that we could never seem to write very often. She said she didn't write that much because she'd start writing and feel like what she was writing 'sounded stupid'. I am, thankfully, completely past any hangup of that nature.
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(12-22-2017, 05:25 PM)Spandex Ballet Wrote: Did they still have slam books when you were in middle school and high school? That's where you take a notebook and write a question at the top of each page, then have all of your friends write their answers.
Is that like "SLAM THAT CLAM?"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLAM THE CLAM!!!
I can't believe people still remember that...
Fucking warms my heart.
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(12-22-2017, 06:12 PM)Trix Wrote: I never went to public school.
What kind of schools did you go to? The kind where they don't do the same stuff other kids do?
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What are you doing with yourself now?
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LOL...
A better question would be what did I do with myself in the past.
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I'm afraid it's really all too much to go into right now.
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(12-22-2017, 06:44 PM)Trix Wrote: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLAM THE CLAM!!!
I can't believe people still remember that...
Fucking warms my heart.
I've never heard that expression. But slam books have been around since at least 1928. I thought everyone had seen one growing up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slam_book
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I'll designate a slam book and pass it around to all my personalities.
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A bound journal would make a nice slam book. Slam books are glorious and special. It would be a perfect use for one.
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I happen to be writing in one right now...
Right now, write now...
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