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02-18-2017, 03:46 PM
No one can convince me otherwise...
The materials used to make dildos are toxic.
Anyone who's ever stored a dildo in its plastic container knows the fucker starts to melt or decompose in the packaging. They always have a strong chemical smell too...
Oh yeah, it's a great idea to put that in your body.
NOT.
Now admittedly, I don't use sex toys. For the past few years I've been coming to the conclusion that (at least for me) it's wrong to put things in your vagina. It's to be penetrated by penis, fingers (preferably someone else's) and nothing else. There's no reason to use sex toys for penetration.
And I know, there are glass dildos and whatnot but... who wants to put glass or anything else that hard in their vagina?? Nobody in their right mind should be doing that. It doesn't even feel good.
However, I will say this...
It's nice to tease the vagina. Flick the bean, tease the hole... these things are wonderful. But to actually penetrate it, you know... that's just going too far. It really is. And it's unnecessary.
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(02-18-2017, 03:46 PM)Trix Wrote: No one can convince me otherwise...
The materials used to make dildos are toxic.
Anyone who's ever stored a dildo in its plastic container knows the fucker starts to melt or decompose in the packaging. They always have a strong chemical smell too...
Oh yeah, it's a great idea to put that in your body.
NOT.
Now admittedly, I don't use sex toys. For the past few years I've been coming to the conclusion that (at least for me) it's wrong to put things in your vagina. It's to be penetrated by penis, fingers (preferably someone else's) and nothing else. There's no reason to use sex toys for penetration.
And I know, there are glass dildos and whatnot but... who wants to put glass or anything else that hard in their vagina?? Nobody in their right mind should be doing that. It doesn't even feel good.
However, I will say this...
It's nice to tease the vagina. Flick the bean, tease the hole... these things are wonderful. But to actually penetrate it, you know... that's just going too far. It really is. And it's unnecessary.
You could be onto something. Back in Jr high and high school, I was really bad about chewing on the tops/lids of my pens and we've all heard how bad it is to chew on plastic, gum disease and all kindsa bad shit can come of it. The mouth is a very porous place, mucus membranes and all that. Not unlike, umm, other somewhat similar places. So yeah, might be a good idea to remove the rubber/plastic/silicone toys from your "diet" should you be a person that uses such items. And for the die-hards out there, there's always organic carrots, cucumbers and other vegetables that can double as your "friendly helpers"....
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What a wonderful post, I really appreciate your contribution and injection of common sense!!!
If you fuck food, always put a condom over it!!!
I haven't fucked food in years as I don't believe in penetrating myself!!!
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(01-13-2018, 06:05 PM)Trix Wrote: I don't believe in penetrating myself!!!
I have to admit, curiosity has the better of me on this one.... Anything you care to share? 
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I did a search and apparently I've discussed it all on this thread.
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Oh sorry, sometimes my reading comprehension/retention skills are way below awesome.
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LOL nah I just recall making very few threads about the topic. And apparently this is the one I was remembering. I always look in the DB for things that I've discussed in the past so I can link to/quote them... it's for efficiency.
Get yourself a glass dildo and defile that hole! 
https://www.etsy.com/listing/453928024/s...xury-glass
Buy one get one FREE! 
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(02-18-2017, 03:46 PM)Trix Wrote: And I know, there are glass dildos and whatnot but... who wants to put glass or anything else that hard in their vagina?? Nobody in their right mind should be doing that. It doesn't even feel good.
Yeah, who puts hard things in their cooter? 
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Who puts GLASS in their cooter?
End of story.
Dick bends bro...
It's squishy.
There's no arguing this point.
*gavel*
Gummy worms squishy too. Do you put gummy worms in your gash?
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10-03-2018, 05:56 PM
I only put real live dick in my gash bro, CAN YOU EVEN READ?!?!?!?!?!?
(10-03-2018, 05:56 PM)Trix Wrote: I only put real live dick in my gash bro, CAN YOU EVEN READ?!?!?!?!?!?
Nah, I just look at the pretty pictures.
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To be honest with you...
I have tried to penetrate the vagina with insertable objects...
And they won't fucking go in and I'm not forcing it.
So I throw in the fucking towel...
I don't want it bad enough to force it.
If it doesn't go in, it doesn't go in.
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Truth be told it's like 50% I don't believe in inserting things that aren't live penis, and 50% I literally can't get it in.
It goes in like an inch and then it just won't go in.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I TOLD YOU THINGS NO ONE SHOULD EVER KNOW.
ARE YOU.
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I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OR NOT.
Yes, it makes me very happy to hear your vag is that tight.
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