sorry i've been mia, i need serious advice from trix!

[Cream of Caulk]

i just got the go ahead, i sent him that video of you with braids and said you are my vibrator spirit guide and that you didn't think he would mind if it's a little expensive and he responded with. so in a way you are spending his money but I'm going to have pay him back with sex, thanks!

you dont ask me what knifes to buy, why would I need to know this 

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMAO OMG he's so funny!

Awww, I am so happy for you Creamy...

To have such a great guy, you really deserve it, you are a great chick.

So much love to you guys!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Lelo says that thing is waterproof but I never used it in water so I wouldn't know about that part.

I just wipe it off with a washcloth.

[Mister Obvious]

I keep mine in bed beside my pillow.

[-52-]

Well you all complain he won't eat your pussy.

Well maybe it smelled like pee and or tasted like pee.

Or it smells like warm bread out of warm cotton panties???


Turn off every time.

Just sayin.......

LMFAO.

Every girl be like ...." let me run to the bathroom real quick before we do it!."

Hand towel , little soap and water... 10 second wash job. does wonders......

Just saying

[-52-]

And if your pussy is all hairy and not shaved.????

Game off.

Just sayin

NASTY

[Mister Obvious]

1. We don't WANT our pussies eaten.

2. A real man will eat that hairy pussy, believe me.

3. Please keep your fucking face away from our pussies.

Any time you spend eating the puss is wasted time you could have spent fucking us hard.

[-52-]

1. We don't WANT our pussies eaten.

2. A real man will eat that hairy pussy, believe me.

3. Please keep your fucking face away from our pussies.

Any time you spend eating the puss is wasted time you could have spent fucking us hard.

LMFAO.

[Cream of Caulk]

i just ordered the lelo! I found a 20% off coupon code too!

[Cream of Caulk]

Well you all complain he won't eat your pussy.

Well maybe it smelled like pee and or tasted like pee.

Or it smells like warm bread out of warm cotton panties???


Turn off every time.

Just sayin.......

LMFAO.

Every girl be like ...." let me run to the bathroom real quick before we do it!."

Hand towel , little soap and water... 10 second wash job. does wonders......

Just saying

so what you are saying is you been with women that have stinky pussy? try dating a girl with a healthy diet so you can smell a real pussy and not Mcdonald's funky pussy.

[Cream of Caulk]

Vlad prefers the scent of my pussy to irish spring, just saying.

[-52-]

so what you are saying is you been with women that have stinky pussy? try dating a girl with a healthy diet so you can smell a real pussy and not Mcdonald's funky pussy.

OMG . LMFAO!!!!

REPLY OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!


OMG YOU ROCK!!!!!!!

THIS MADE MY NIGHT. 

YOU GIRL ARE A TRUE AMERICAN !    ( If you ever become single...hit me up )


I was just playing!

But OMG THIS IS A TIGHT ASS REPLY> YOU HAVE ALL MY RESPECT.

[Mister Obvious]

TIGHT ASS

[Cream of Caulk]

[-52-]

lol! are you sure you were electrocuted could have been the ultimate orgasm! lol

oh and 52, there are lots of men in this world that haven't been tainted with western feminist ideology telling them how to have sex and please a woman. my man is all natural, like a wild lion in the Savannah, sex whenever he wants however he wants with no objections from me. It's primitive and hot.

Hair holds stink and BO.

I shave my whole junk area. My nips . My chest. My underarms. And my face. Keep a low cut ARMY haircut.

Just sayin.....

[-52-]

------Mcdonald's funky pussy.-----

OMG I AM CRYING LAUGHING AT THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUNNY ASS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Body hair is great.

[Guest]

i just had an ad on my phones fb, it was a new german silent sex toy, i tried to find it again to share the link but could not find it, anywho here is another link

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/household/m...s-nsfw.asp

[Crille]

You need the mood setting music too...

[Cream of Caulk]

2-5 business days I have to wait.

52, dehydration will make the pee smell too, give her a couple gallons of water and tell her to drink it all by the next day if you don't want to deal with those rank pussy's breaking down your door for sex.