02-19-2018, 10:41 PM
I aint never seen you getting ready for bed . Do you sleep with grandma or uncle bob these days ? That might be fun to see what the real kentucky hillbillies are like ... You like roadkills its truly challenging locating fresh meat huh?
Listen i respect your tough upbringing i just wanna see those jammies
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(02-19-2018, 10:41 PM)Kenny Wrote: Do you sleep with grandma or uncle bob these days ?
OMG I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS MY UNCLE.
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I sleep alone dude...
I hate sleeping with other people.
It's really restrictive.
Let's bang, we can cuddle til you fall asleep, but my ass is laying there awake until I can viably sneak away from you...
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(02-19-2018, 10:41 PM)Kenny Wrote: Listen i respect your tough upbringing i just wanna see those jammies
I sleep naked...
90% of the time.
I don't understand why you're suddenly acting like you don't even know me, Kenny...
Must be talking to one of your alters.
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Jim Beam was my first whiskey bottle
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Step 1: Get drunk on whiskey
Step 2: Sing along
Trix dont sneak away i wanna dance twizzles with you first
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Crille I'm gonna need you to PM me your exact penile measurement (in inches, I'm American) within the hour.
I need this info for your RSVP to the pajama party.
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(02-19-2018, 10:59 PM) Wrote: Trix dont sneak away i wanna dance twizzles with you first
Are you trying to say you want to have caterpillar sex with me?
Because that's hot.
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Dude...
I just YouTube'd and Googled it and I can't find any caterpillars having sex.
Do caterpillars not have sex?
I thought it was butterflies that don't have sex?
What the fuck?
I THOUGHT I'D SEEN CATERPILLAR SEX BEFORE.
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(02-19-2018, 10:59 PM)Trix Wrote: relax.
I´ll try
Yeah i want us sewed together mouth to ass
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You're such a fucktard, Kenny. I think you've had too much homosex, bro. Think you need to take a vow of celibacy for a while, then get your dick wet off in some pussy instead of hairy manholes.
Haha i was grossed by it. , lol you judge me so quick darling
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(02-19-2018, 11:07 PM)Kenny Wrote: https://youtu.be/IX8fKLjC__c
katleidoscopic2 years ago
What a heart-warming family movie.
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I´m sure people do this intentionally lol.
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(02-19-2018, 11:15 PM)Crille Wrote: I´m sure people do this intentionally lol.
Yup. ROFL!
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(02-19-2018, 11:11 PM) Wrote: Haha i was grossed by it. , lol you judge me so quick darling
I'm sorry, Kenny.
The truth is...
I'M gay for YOU.
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Kenny I bet you and I are sooo astrologically compatible...
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