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02-21-2018, 11:29 PM
1:26 man I agree with this chick so much. The only bad thing about dating a married man would be that he's married... that's a bummer! You should be able to be a mistress to men who aren't married too, that's so much better.
3:05 "...and get my pussy ready!" ROFLMAFLMAOFMAFOLOL.
"Fuck buddies"... ROFL, is this documentary even REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I think this first chick is a little too detached though... I think it's best to have a deeper connection.
Awww, I feel sorry for this Cecilia chick.
8:45 dude this lady's son is HOT AS FUCKKKKKK. He's super smart too. OMGGG!!! HE'S HER LOVECHILD WITH A MAN FROM ONE OF HER FIRST MISTRESS RELATIONSHIPS!!! SHE BECAME IMPREGNATED WITH THE BABYCHILD ON PURPOSE BECAUSE SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! OMG!!! IT'S ALL SO HUMAN!!! IT'S ALL SO TYPICAL!!! His dad must have been sooo sexy. Wow, OMG!!! Ahahaha WOW!!! Holy shit this is fucking amazing, AHAHAHA!!!
10:38 OMG... Ahahaha! Yaaas! OMG this dude is so hot, look at those eyes. It's amazing how smart kids can come out of short sighted and totally selfish situations, LMAO! The thing is, I fucking agree with her!!! I bet this chick is an Aries. Maybe even a Horse. OR MAYBE AN AQUARIUS!!!
12:26 LMAO what the fuck is the karma here?!?!?!? How the fuck?! HOW THE FUCK!? WOW!!! Ahahaha OMG SHE'S PUTTING AN AD OUT TO BE A MISTRESS?!?!?!? Can you still do that?!?!?!? Ahahaha, is this even real? OMG this is outrageous, ahahaha, WTF?!
She really seems to be having fun though.
13:40 ugh, man that is nasty. She's like banging 4 dudes at a time... and she's not gonna tell them about the other ones? It's just... so dirty. Just dangerous.
15:57 man oh man, I would NOTTT wanna get on this lady's bad side, holy shit I would NOTTT.
17:24 OMG this lady's got a great sense of humor!!!
21:25 this lady has got a totally warped sense of herself... it's like she had a rough childhood and she hasn't updated her self-view since age 21.
I still have to say I find it hard to believe this chick is for real and this documentary is for real. Really it's just her who is suspicious.
What I don't like about this is the sheer number of people they're going around having sex with. I think being a longterm mistress is the only respectable way to do it. Those longterm mistress situations are pretty rare though!
37:49 that's what I was thinking, LOL!
38:12 oOoOooo this guy sounds sexy! HE wants to massage HER! Hot damn, found a keeper! My answer to that question would have been disappointing, FUCK NO I don't like to be massaged, quit wasting my time and bash this gash! LMFAO "gentle stroking"... the fuck kinda shit is this?! Motherfucker, I like to be SQUEEZED!!!
38:45 BWAHAHAHA THIS IS TOTALLY NOT EVEN REAL. Total bullshit, totally scripted. No way in hell this actually happened, this is ridiculous. This guy is turning me off though, I was digging the voice at first, but everything he's into is just making me not aroused.
I wish I could pluck her son out of this video and fuck the hell out of that guy!!!
I think this lady loves her lifestyle. If she starts dating 70 or 80 year olds she might be able to squeeze more time out of it!!!
Yeah being a whore looks pretty exciting and fun . More girls should be trained in the fine art of harlotry and it should be included in the curriculum
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I'm enamoured with the topic of mistresses, so why should this thread end with commentary on only one documentary?!
MISTRESSES is a whole fucking SERIES!!! Wow, the gods have smiled upon us, that's for sure.
0:30 this host lady looks like the most uncomfortable and awkward person who ever wore a corset, I mean what the FUCK is going on with this shot?! Honest to God this is somebody's fault, I just don't know whose!!!
1:29 oh hell yeah, this is my kinda woman!!!
1:43 this lady has gotta be the 'fake' story, you know the one they throw in just for shock value amidst the other 2 or 3 stories that are real!!!
1:59 amen bitch fuck yeah!!! Muwhahaha. Nah but seriously though, this chick is pretty hot for an older chick. She's pretty foxy.
2:38 I'm trying to judge this chick by her eye movements/body language. It seems like she's not making this shit up, WTF?!
3:15 we don't need all this DAMN PSYCHOANALYZIN'!!! Take your proud PSYCHOANALYST ASS OUTTA HERE!!! There's no deeper mystery to mistresses!!! It is what it is!!!
3:54 LMFAO how do you like that title, "ORDINARY MISTRESS" ROFLMAOMFAOLOLOL!!! Well at least this one is believable!!! ROFLROFLROFL!!!
4:24 man this guy sounds like a psycho, what the fuck?!
She's sooo right about older men though, oh my God I looooooove older men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:27 this psychologist chick is so fucking wrong, it's obnoxious. I think she's just jealous that she never got to be a mistress!!!
7:34 "Huge, great balls"... OMG that would make a fucking AMAZING soundbite for a text tone.
8:26 for some reason I don't agree about the crotchless stuff. Other than that, they're pretty right on.
9:20 dude I doubted this lady before but now I'm starting to feel like she REALLY knows her shit!!!
10:36 bro this chick is fucking frightening!!!
11:27 you definitely don't, chicka, and it ain't for lack of good looks either!!!
12:19 MWAHAHAHAHAHA I guessed between 20-35%!!! Muwahahahaha!!!
12:48 "Frustrated married men" ROFLMAOMFAOLOLOL.
14:04 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK OMG!?!?!?!
15:54 holy shit I think this psychologist chick is right for once!!!
16:52 whoa, I didn't know all that! Cleopatra clearly killed both those dudes!!!
17:47 now THIS sultry bitch needs to be a mistress! Why the fuck is she a HISTORIAN!?
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NGL though, this show probably has the best opening sequence of any series ever!!!
0:30 that clip perfectly sums up how dumb and boring kissing is, LOL, look at that shit, it's so pointless!!!
I literally can't understand what these dudes are saying and they're not even good looking...
I'm skipping through and if I don't see any mistresses then I am not gonna watch this video.
It's not rocket science why men cheat on their wives and there are many factors, so I have no entertainment to gain by watching this video.
I skipped ahead, it's all dudes and basically no mistresses, fuck that, onto the next!
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(03-06-2018, 01:14 AM)Trix Wrote: 7:34 "Huge, great balls"... OMG that would make a fucking AMAZING soundbite for a text tone.
I did it BTW....
By far one of my greatest and most favorite text tones ever...
LMFAOLOLOLOL, God bless.
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This elderly mistress has a great taste in colors!!!
She slept in his GARAGE!?!?!?! That's fucking dedication right there!!!
Dude OMG I literally wanna be this Rodney guy holy hell talk about living the life!!!
4:22 this psychologist lady gives respect where it's due, I appreciate her for that!!!
5:38 OMG LOOK IT'S A FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS!* *WAVES EXCITEDLY!*
5:53 OMG look at the guy's forum signature!!! "What we do today, affects what happens tomorrow." LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO?! REALLY BUDDY?! REALLY?!
Dude there's like... excessive nudity in this series.
11:06 this bodybuilder dude Paul the womanizer is absolutely the most ridiculous and outlandish example of a cheating dude they could ever find and there are people bitching about him in the comments of both of these videos, LOLOL. Truth is though, the Paul dude is pretty funny and at least has a personality, but that other guy... he's not quite a sociopath, but there's definitely something hardcore wrong in his brain.
17:15, LOOK AT THAT WEDDING PHOTO. What the hell happened to these two!? I mean, I'm all about expressing yourselves, but damn they went from a couple of vanilla sticks to Ninja and Yolandi, how the fuck?!
Damn this guy's wife is pretty reasonable!
Ohhh so THAT'S what happened. LMAO. Dear Jesus. This poor dude must have been abused as a child. This is a regular Pina Colada song love story right here. Wow this chick actually has some pretty nice tits!
This was a great episode.
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God bless this lap dancer bitch!!! Hot damn!!!
3:08 if you can't bury your face in their titties, what good is a lap dance?! Can you bury your face in their titties?! I thought there was a no touching rule?!
5:33 daaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn.
10:04 oh my God, I wanna do that!!! Whoa, wait a second!!! I'M ALREADY A SUPREME WEBMISTRESS!!!
Mission born and accomplished all in the same minute!!!
12:41 this is... literally disgusting.
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1:56 hot damn, who wouldn't be glad to share their husband with a fine piece of meat like that?! Pack it in once for me honey!
These ladies have got it figured out!!!
5:57 holy shit! Check out this old doctor guy, OMG! He's sooo attractive!!! He's even older than I typically like them and I still think he's super hot!!! I bet we're totally astrologically compatible!!!
10:38 that guy is definitely an Aquarius.
17:08 ROFLMAOLMAOLOLOL.
21:47 I gotta say, this chick is growing on me.
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(03-06-2018, 02:45 AM)Fungus Wrote: This makes me fear AIDS
LMAO, that takes all the fun right out of the idea!
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2:45 I feel kinda bad for this lady because she's so tormented over the dudes cheating on her. I mean of course it's understandable, but at a certain point you just gotta say fuck it and absolve yourself of situations and people. At least she's taken an entrepreneurial approach to it though!!!
8:24 so this happened to this chick in 1999... it leads me to wonder when the hell this was filmed. It can't be THAT damn old. I finally tracked it down, it was hard to find... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756271/ 2003?!?!?!?!?!? I NEVERRR would have thought this was that old. Wow. That's like 15 years ago?! I guess I should have known, judging by the computer screens and laptops. But that FORUM!!! In episode 3!!! It was so beautiful and timeless, like any good forum should be.
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1:17 what the fuck?! I can't believe he really said that to her, that's savage! I hope she treated him like shit for decades beforehand! LOL I dig this old lady!
Revenge is kinda stupid... people should just forget about people who wrong them.
13:17 dude this is a fucked up story, LOL.
14:50 I bet this hotass old doctor dude is freakin' dead by now!!! 15 damn years ago, WTF!!!
21:15 WTF black magic?! REALLY?! LMAO! That's just taking it too far, ROFL, get over it!!!
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0:57 LMAO bunny boiler, ROFL!!! I actually used that term in conversation with someone today!!! Pretty interesting what an impact movies can have.
2:07 LOL, oh man that's embarrassing for the guy. It's just really obvious to everyone.
6:08 what the fuck?!
9:33 oh this chick is a real handful, you can just tell! I can totally see her at 70 though!
19:19 OMG, that's pretty brilliant! See this is the untold story behind all the dominatrix chicks out there. LOL.
20:48 - 21:07 this guy 100% has it FIGURED OUT... well said, and I totally commend him for that.
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Dude the concept of 'swinging' is sooo fucking nasty.
9:57 see now this is a great example of a mistress relationship gone too damn far. As soon as you start feeling that way about something, it's time to move on, indiscriminately.
18:54 I'm sorry but there's absolutely nothing that can be done to 'fix' relationships when the sex has become boring, or partners are bored with each other. Any 'fix' applied just wears off and it's back to the same problem again... the dissatisfaction just comes back quicker with every successive 'fix'.
20:45 yeah I gotta say, if it's between divorce/break-up and playing some stupid games like that, I'd choose break-up... easy. I fucking despise every aspect of shit like that.
21:50 yeah, variety of sex partners... LMAO!
It's been so fun watching this series! I love mistress documentaries!
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