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03-22-2018, 05:10 PM
I just saw one on Instagram dancing on a street sign pole on an island in the middle of a 6 lane highway.
It was a dude.
I mean I understand the attraction to poles, and I’m not even saying you shouldn’t dance on them...
But this guy was doing some gravity defiance Matrix style shit and it’s like really dude? C’mon.
The pole was wobbling and shit like it was gonna break off into oncoming traffic...
People are idiots.
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I mean a motorist could run right into it , what with it being in the middle of the road and all.
Trix i wanna pee on the other guessts then you inspect our bodies for hair and select the finest monkey for your consumption , ok?
I ain't into golden showers, bro
03-22-2018, 06:49 PM
Trix i am in the tub having a mud bath getting ready for the ceremony. Join hands with me internet angel then we shall stand before Helio our master . He will give us instructions and we will obey . You need to have a mud bath also so you cleanse your body of any lesbian juices. We shall be happy. First mud then Helio and then shalt we be fully baked and ready for consumption. The bible instructs us to eat christ by way of communion and we are to emulate our lord mistress
Trix are taking secret sexy pictures of yourself ? I like to imagine you laying on a big bed with your iPhone snapping different angles , some side boob ,some stretched legs posing like marilynn once did . I think you must do things like that then you go get a nice cold drink just frolic around in your panties and bra maybe have a quick shower with yummy coconut scented shower gel . Then your old man arrives home and catches you just as you are towering off like a good pretty girl . He needs to take his aggression out on your soft body and proceeds to throw you forcibly onto the big bed , you tremble a little but can't wait for this thrusting encounter .
> cleanse your body of any lesbian juices
ROFLMAO
Let me know when Hadrian and Tiberius show up, guys.
you know the pole has gotten far too much attention in strip clubs ,who wants only one event all evening ?
i would be happy to see a floor exercise or uneven bars but mostly the springboard and pommel horse
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnT7-gYl84A/
Dimitry is the only one I don’t hate for doing shit like this...
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