Peter Falk: One of my biggest crushes of all time.

[Kitty]

So that's why you were asking if anyone has ever had sex with a midget. You were gauging interest level in your lewd propositions!

All this midget talk rings a bell...does anyone else remember?

[Mister Obvious]

*slaps Kitty’s hand*

[Kitty]

*slaps Kitty’s hand*

Oh no, not you lol. I think there has been a misunderstanding

[Mister Obvious]

I am opposed to the idea of lackadaisically sitting around and watching shows...

But I would watch an episode of Columbo tonight, after all this talk about my dream guy.

[Kitty]

Trix OMG! Apparently he was 5’6”, only a few inches taller than me!!!



When I think of midgets I think of much shorter. Like 5' or less. 

I always end up with men about 6' tall, but I'm not that particular if the chemistry is right.

[Kitty]

I am opposed to the idea of lackadaisically sitting around and watching shows...

But I would watch an episode of Columbo tonight, after all this talk about my dream guy.

You should indulge in a guilty pleasure every once in awhile.

[Kitty]

I am opposed to the idea of lackadaisically sitting around and watching shows...

But I would watch an episode of Columbo tonight, after all this talk about my dream guy.

You should indulge in a guilty pleasure every once in awhile

Not to imply you are guilty, but just being lazy watching shows. I don't do that often either~

[user151]

You should indulge in a guilty pleasure every once in awhile.

She masturbates eight times a day. Isn't that enough?

[Kitty]

I am opposed to the idea of lackadaisically sitting around and watching shows...

But I would watch an episode of Columbo tonight, after all this talk about my dream guy.

You should indulge in a guilty pleasure every once in awhile!

[Kitty]

You should indulge in a guilty pleasure every once in awhile!

Sorry for the double post I'm just figuring this site out still

[Kitty]

Wow triple post.

I promise I am not spamming that was all an accident

[Kitty]

She masturbates eight times a day. Isn't that enough?

Yes, That's a lot

[Mister Obvious]

Make double and triple posts all you want babe, if I can do it you can.

[user94]

I can't believe you still have crushes at your age, when are you going to grow the fuck up? Or go on Meds lol

[Mister Obvious]

I gotchyer meds right here...

[user94]

I gotchyer meds right here...

Woaaaah nice meds mate

[anscochrome]

You need to check out Peter Falk playing a cab driver in, "It's a Mad, mad Mad, Mad World" sometime, if you not have done so. In fact, watch that movie anyway sometime, it is like a time capsule of many classic comedic personalities all in one place.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I can't see you but I know you're here...

[Mister Obvious]