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Dude my mind is obnoxious sometimes...
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Moon  04-06-2018, 12:15 PM
It won’t stop making pervy jokes out of EVERYTHINGGG.

Everything.

EVERYTHING.

It’s like my mind has got a mind of its own.

And it’s a perv.
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04-06-2018, 12:19 PM
I’m eating a fucking chili dog and it’s like “I GOTCHYER CHILI DOG RIGHT HERE... *gyrates” and I’m like no shit, I’m fucking eating it.

“I GOTCHYER FRENCH FRY RIGHT HERE.”

“I GOTCHYER PASSING LANE RIGHT HERE.”

“I GOTCHYER CREAMER RIGHT HERE.”

It was funny the first five million times.

It’s funny when I COME UP WITH IT.

It’s not funny when it’s like...

Random and unsolicited.

It’s like my brain is trying to make me laugh, and I’m like naaah, not... right now honestly.

ROFL

I mean I don’t hate it or anything but damn.

EVERYTHING isn’t there to make a joke out of.
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04-06-2018, 12:22 PM
I GOTCHYER MIND RIGHT HERE...

*rattles bag of dicks*

Eyeroll
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Wave  04-06-2018, 12:23 PM
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04-06-2018, 12:25 PM
LIKE A PERVIN’.
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04-06-2018, 12:25 PM
Fungus are you posting drunk again, sugar tits?
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04-06-2018, 12:26 PM
Hey relax...

Mama Trixie’s got you.
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04-06-2018, 12:26 PM
(04-06-2018, 12:22 PM)Trix Wrote: I GOTCHYER MIND RIGHT HERE...

*rattles bag of dicks*

Eyeroll

Stop being a bag of dicks bitch, just be you, it will do.
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04-06-2018, 12:28 PM
Wise words from Fungus...

Somebody should use that as a sig line.
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04-06-2018, 12:29 PM
(04-06-2018, 12:25 PM)Trix Wrote: Fungus are you posting drunk again, sugar tits?

Well not exactly but its not entirely aliens right? I mean im not saying its aliens ok?
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04-06-2018, 12:31 PM
mama Trix I feel safe now i feel I don't have to make hand grenades now
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04-06-2018, 12:35 PM
Conspiracy
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04-06-2018, 12:37 PM
(04-06-2018, 12:31 PM)Fungus Wrote: mama Trix I feel safe now i feel I don't have to make hand grenades now

Mama Trixie feels accomplished.

You come to me anytime you need to be soothed...

*gently strokes Fungi by the hair*
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04-06-2018, 12:55 PM
(04-06-2018, 12:37 PM)Trix Wrote: Mama Trixie feels accomplished.

You come to me anytime you need to be soothed...

*gently strokes Fungi by the hair*

This makes me feel better
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04-06-2018, 12:58 PM
I have a steel spilnter in my finger sand it makes me angry because I cant get it out
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04-06-2018, 01:02 PM
If I was there, I would hold that precious finger and massage it until that splinter came out baby.
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04-06-2018, 01:26 PM
(04-06-2018, 01:02 PM)Trix Wrote: If I was there, I would hold that precious finger and massage it until that splinter came out baby.

Thank you mamma trix love sis beautiful
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Dancing Banana  04-06-2018, 01:30 PM
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04-06-2018, 01:35 PM
(04-06-2018, 01:30 PM)Trix Wrote:

You could never be like that mama Trixie?
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04-06-2018, 01:50 PM
Chuckle
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