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Dancing Banana  04-15-2018, 08:09 AM
“DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.
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04-15-2018, 08:20 AM
Ya don't need a broken fridge to transport dead bodies you just need a wood chipper and a cattle truck.
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04-15-2018, 08:21 AM
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.

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Dancing Banana  04-15-2018, 08:26 AM
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.

Kay Hanley what a hottie
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04-15-2018, 09:51 AM
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Oh that´s a good one! The sequel is even better! "Cold Case".





































































































































































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04-15-2018, 10:02 AM
OMG LMAO COLD CASE, I GET IT BWAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-15-2018, 10:18 AM
What is with your blank shit you dumb little gork?
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04-15-2018, 10:30 AM
It’s called comedic timing, Fungi you pansy faggid!!!
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04-15-2018, 03:41 PM
(04-15-2018, 10:02 AM)Trix Wrote: OMG LMAO COLD CASE, I GET IT BWAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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04-15-2018, 03:43 PM
Still cracking me the fuck up.
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04-15-2018, 03:47 PM
LMFAO... I just read that "slave owner thread", and I just realized... "Cracking" me the fuck up... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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04-15-2018, 03:48 PM
Um No
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04-15-2018, 03:50 PM
I guess that´s not where it´s from... But still... Big Grin
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04-15-2018, 03:53 PM
Shut up and get naked.
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04-15-2018, 05:13 PM
"THE PLOT THICKENS"
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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04-15-2018, 05:16 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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04-15-2018, 05:23 PM
"TWO IN THE BUSH"
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04-15-2018, 07:23 PM
"BIRDS OF A FEATHER"...

Prostitutes found brutally murdered, tarred and feathered, behind an Atlantic City bowling alley.

PERP DRESSES UP LIKE BIG BIRD, HAS SESAME STREET FETISH.
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04-16-2018, 02:21 AM
(04-15-2018, 10:30 AM)Trix Wrote: It’s called comedic timing, Fungi you pansy faggid!!!

I aint no pansy fag how dare you call me that I will put you over my knee!
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04-16-2018, 07:27 AM
“FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH”...

Pawn shop owner takes people in the back and STRAIGHT UP MURDERS their asses when they bring in expensive shit!!!

Banana

“HIGH STEAKS”...

Chef at a ritzy restaurant sells PEOPLE-MEAT STEAKS cut from the murdered fucks in “FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH” OMG WHEN CASTS COLLIDE!!!

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“WHEN CASTS COLLIDE”...

Warped doctor kidnaps patients, puts them in full body casts, hangs them from the ceiling of a warehouse and crashes them together until they DIEEE!!!

“THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN’”...

Shoe designer jilted by lover kidnaps and kills lover and makes A BITCHIN’ PAIR OF ANKLE BOOTIES OUT OF THEIR SKIN!!!
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