As I slowly withdrew my now-flaccid phallus from Trix's cum-laden quivering snatch...

[Mister Obvious]

Liar. You'll be posting nonstop sex threads again this time tomorrow.

Yeah but that's all intellectual, a far cry from actually having sex.

Talking about sex is better than having sex for a plethora of reasons.

[Guest]

Goofball. I honestly think you need a HARD FUCK to get your head straight. Don't insult our intelligence by denying it. You crave the veiny drifter cawk, don't you? WORSHIP THE PHALLUS, TRIX. THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY PENIS COMPELS YOU.

[Mister Obvious]

You crave the veiny drifter cawk, don't you?

Yes, it's true, I want to fuck Zane Greene.

[Guest]

Because it pumped a half gallon of jizz out of each testicle into her little pink love canal, ya idjit. Do you need a program to follow the cast? It was my throbbing granite boner and Trix's tight, wet quim playing the lead roles, with my hairy balls making a cameo appearance as "the twins."

lol it shouldn't go flaccid though