Trix is lovely ,goofy and a mean girl

[Lucas]

Thats why she is way out of my league. I am just not ready for the hurly burly of life and can only appreciate a vixen like trix from a distace(cue bette midler)

Anyway my big idea for today is wearing a bandaid on my finger in hopes of garnering sympathy from all the sexy ladies . Does that make you horny ?

[Mister Obvious]

All relationships are best at a distance sweetie, we have a profound love... that’s all that matters.

[fightmy bruteasshole]

Thats why she is way out of my league. I am just not ready for the hurly burly of life and can only appreciate a vixen like trix from a distace(cue bette midler)

Anyway my big idea for today is wearing a bandaid on my finger in hopes of garnering sympathy from all the sexy ladies . Does that make you horny ?

Dude, the likes of you don't need bandages, although it would make for a great excuse for girls already willing to come towards you to do so...dude I am an expert in these things trust me.

[user94]

All relationships are best at a distance sweetie, we have a profound love... that’s all that matters.

In  your heart you are still a little girl wondering why the world is full of suffering.
As I am a little boy wondering the same.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s true Fungus, but little girl me...

LOL, she wasn’t your typical.

[user94]

It’s true Fungus, but little girl me...

LOL, she wasn’t your typical.

LOL neither was little boy me