The other day I saw this beautiful girl

[user94]

Walking down the street in this pretty dress.
I said "hey", she looked at me, I said "would you like a sardine"
Shes like nawww man my farts are already stinky enough from this smoked salmon.
And im like wow how can you be possible?
And then she just disapeared into thin air.
But later that night I went to a spelling contest so it made it ok.

[The Duke]

You have a very interesting life my friend.

[Guest]

fungus, yesterday trix gave us advice on talking to pretty girls and what might work and gain their attention

that was free good advice and we need to pick up our game