Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

Well Zane, we're gonna miss you buddy!!!

Get your crap done in Texas fast so you can start making videos again!!!

Godspeed, take care hon!!!

We believe in you!!!

Starkiss
Reply
@ 17:40  zane tells story about grandpa 

zane can be an ungrateful piece of shit ,lets be real 

@ 18:30   'i was a starter in high school?'   ...what ? 

@ 18:40  'noticed he had the car door open'  ... so grandpa wanders around zane high school and randomly checks zane car  ?  

@ 18:50 'cals a good man' ... lol, as long as he keeps donating 

acid,meth and dope   all through high school  and wonders why he is homeless  

@ 20:35  do all redheads have bad attitudes like  chucky ? 






Reply
mr. union power line worker , i can't help but wonder  what happened to poor Grant 

'letting grant die and going through ptsd' 

i mean they sent this poor kid into sure death 

prolly a rookie on the job  who was sent up the pole  by zane and a few others  who were busy doing drugs in the truck below 

i can just hear them laughing and joking  about the rookie  while they got wasted  

i don't really hear  contrition   from zane just excuses and blame   , oh well its entertaining
Reply
(06-02-2018, 07:58 AM)Kitty Von Catsworth Wrote: mr. union power line worker , i can't help but wonder  what happened to poor Grant 

'letting grant die and going through ptsd' 

i mean they sent this poor kid into sure death 

prolly a rookie on the job  who was sent up the pole  by zane and a few others  who were busy doing drugs in the truck below 

i can just hear them laughing and joking  about the rookie  while they got wasted  

i don't really hear  contrition   from zane just excuses and blame   , oh well its entertaining

Carry on?
Reply
(06-02-2018, 07:58 AM)Kitty Von Catsworth Wrote: mr. union power line worker , i can't help but wonder  what happened to poor Grant 

Grant was older than Zane is, he wasn't a "rookie"...

Sounds like they went into a questionable job they should have never been doing.

Zane needs to let go of the Grant incident and just put it behind him...

As a Scorpio he should understand death on a deeper level than most people.

Zane is just holding onto something to give himself reason to 'punish' himself, because as his entire life since his teenage years shows, he's always believed he deserved some kind of punishment.

Re: death of the lineman, Zane is failing to see the big picture... we're all one source consciousness, everything is an illusion, and therefore everyone/everything outside of Zane is illusory.

The death was just a lesson/perspective he was supposed to learn from as source embodied in human form (Zane) and it wasn't something he was supposed to get all hung up on.

Just let it go.
Reply

Cal Sherpa (the guy who went to the Grand Canyon with Zane and Space Cowboy) started his own channel, he has awesome vids!

He's so lucky to have met Zane. Living the dream!

It's interesting, I've heard a few people lately make references to their family 'generations' from now being able to view their videos to see what life was like 'back then'.

The concept is one I can't relate to... I believe there will be a failure of the technological system which will put us back in the stone ages, probably due to natural phenomenon like CMEs, a Carrington Event on steroids type deal.

But if it's true and our videos really will last for generations, my family on down the line is gonna be like holy fuck...

Banana
Reply

1:16 "Late night Ambien shopping on eBay"... ROFLMAOLOLOLOL.
Reply
Dancing Banana 
In light of Zane's unbearable absence, I've decided to obsess ov--- er I mean do a review of my favorite moments of the inzanity up to this point?! 

This will be an ongoing series!!!


1:07 that time he found an unopened beer in a trash pile in the middle of the desert and fucking DRANK IT!?!?!?!?! Bwahahaha, I think that was around about when I decided to unashamedly fucking love Zane Greene in a true and legitimate fashion.

 
5:47 that time he was out of water and started eating the driest hunk of shit you could ever put in your mouth… an apple cinnamon bar from an MRE!?!?! ROFLMAOOO!!! You gotta watch it on full screen.

 
1:51 that time he started drinking out of a FUCKING nasty stagnant brackish well with his Sawyer water filter straw?!?!?!? 

“It’s full of hair and it smells like a barn.” LMFAOLOLOL. Holiest of fucks. What... a... beast. 

3:08 whoa check it out, WHAT THE FUCK!? There’s no tattoo on Zane’s back?!!! He’s got a huge tattoo now!!! He didn’t have it in February 2018 when that video was made!!! Here it is, from the legendary May 2018 Hotel Livestream: http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...34731d.png That's a pretty damn big tattoo... how did that happen?!? When!?! Where?!?


That time he KILLED, SKINNED, COOKED AND ATE A FUCKING RATTLESNAKE ON LIVESTREAM!?!?!?! 

10:12 - 10:25 LMFAOLOLOL. 

11:04 goin' in for the kill!!! LISTEN to that shit!!! ROFLROFLROFL!?!?! 

13:02 OMG!?!?! 

13:42 OMGOMG!? Fucking amazing. How do you top that level of EPIC LEGENDARY FUCKING WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU DON'T. Unless you're Zane Greene, then you just keep topping yourself in an apparently infinite progression of epic events one right after the other, I mean holy fuck Zane come back soon.
Reply
(06-03-2018, 10:48 PM)Trix Wrote: He’s got a huge tattoo now!!! He didn’t have it in February 2018 when that video was made!!! Here it is, from the legendary May 2018 Hotel Livestream: http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...34731d.png That's a pretty damn big tattoo... how did that happen?!? When!?! Where?!?

The symbolism of that tattoo is pretty interesting considering the timeframe within which it occurred.

I wasn't the most diligent with watching Zane's videos during that time period... I didn't really become that obsessed with Zane until about mid-April.

You'd think he'd have made a video specifically about the tattoo since tattoo videos are FUCKING huge on YouTube... the "All About My Tattoos" videos get mad fucking views, it's literally stupid. Anyway, if he did make a video about it, I didn't see it.

I just searched his channel for the word "tattoo" and nothing relevant came up.

Anyway, symbolically, the 'sun' looking bit of the tattoo at the top sits between the heart and throat chakras... the line down the spine ending apparently at the root chakra almost seems to divide his body into two sides. So it appears to depict a catalyst rising from his root (security) to between his heart (obvious) and throat (communication) chakras, 'broadcasting' out at that point. Therefore, in my opinion, the line doesn't represent division as much as it signifies a 'rising'. A 'trajectory' if you will. All very interesting.
Reply
I wanna lick that tattoo.
Reply
A post which unfortunately got permanently deleted (damn oops, I do that sometimes, the buttons are close together?!) just brought to my attention that the tattoo apparently was there in both videos!? I looked again and I can see the line part in the first vid (I can only make out some of it), and I don’t see the round part at the top at all, but supposedly it’s just the lighting!?

Well people can blame the lighting and this and that but I think we all know the truth...

Mandela Effect.
Reply
Listen that bitchin’ tattoo was new to me and I don’t care how long it’s been there, it still needs to get shined up with some Trix sauce.
Reply
Zane has a great tan right now...

He really needs to get his ass back to Texas, clean up real good, and film an “All About My Tattoos | Tattoo Tour” video in his underwear.

My guess is it would bring in a number of new viewers, almost all of which would be freaky girls...

Every man needs that.

And besides, Zane’s current viewers might be curious about the tattoos as well... I mean I’ve seen men and women alike inquire about them in chats and comment sections.

I think what I like about them the most is that they’re so well placed in areas that make you want to lick and bite on them... like the neck tattoo. I could imagine lots of instances where the attraction would be irresistible. Poor Zane, he just can’t help being so sexy and driving the women (and men) crazy.
Reply
He drives people to the brink of inzanity with obsessive and uncontrollable urges to watch and listen to his wild hobo antics...

A passion and desire that consumes the mind day and night, invades the dreams and tortures the soul with sheer wanton lust.
Reply
Fell In Love With a Hobo...
Reply
Well Trix, love looses the battle but hatred may win the war. I have been successfully hacked out of all my Google and Facebook accounts by the same wretched dying (not soon enough) bitch who I used to be married to. I had a ride to Texas (lost) and enough"hobo" AdSense revenue and (embezzeled) to get in a house in order to visit my children (denied). Now that I have learned from my own last bleeding heart mistakes... Love and forgiveness will be appropriately set aside and the citadel shall burn to the ground. (Metaphorically speaking ?????) I have had almost a year to plan this day TRULY hoping it wouldn't come to it.. but here we are. The only thing between me and the fire is past illusions realized.
Reply
Zane, you will be victorious.

You have true power...

All my bullshit ass kissing, all my ridiculous cutesy talk aside...

You are a force to be reckoned with, and you will not be defeated.

I don't know the details of your online accounts, or how anybody could have actually had your passwords etc.

But whatever you do in the future, you need to make damn sure no one has access to any of it besides you, and that there is no way whatsoever that they could guess your passwords or have any info needed to change them.

This is your world, Zane...

The internet belongs to us. We are the people who rule this world.

There are hurdles, painful losses, hoops to jump through...

But if you can persevere, if you can make it, if you can love it enough to fight for it...

Your passion, your message, your duty, whatever it is...

It is absolutely promised to you.

It's yours...

You just have to get there.

That's the nature of spacetime.

We're to enjoy the ride, share it, and experience it from many different perspectives...

You have done exceedingly well so far...

Don't stop.
Reply
Zane, their using you. Trust no one. This world isn't even real everyone is fake as shit.
Reply
Zane is in a tough position right now...

There's a huge amount of unwarranted hate and restriction attempting to be imposed on him, certainly a test of fortitude.

He's got basically no money, he's homeless.

Once he makes it through this shitstorm of biblical proportions, once he's reborn from the ashes and the phoenix rises...

He is going to be one hell of an inspiring story of just how far you can make it if you have passion and drive and focus.

He as an example will inspire COUNTLESS people...

He'll be an amazing story of perseverance and reward... of vision, manifestation, realization of ideas and goals.

It's incredibly powerful.

To have to fight through this bulwark of complete and utter shit...

Abuse at the hands of people who want to keep him down, people who want to do the impossible and keep him from rising.

To have to come from the bottom, all the way to the absolute heights...

Heights possibly unreached by any human before, ever...

Because let's face it, that really is possible considering the newness of this platform (the internet) and the new era of entertainment presented on it.

Humanity has never seen anything like this...

And Zane is King.

I truly believe that in the depths of my soul...

He is the King.

If he can keep his eye on the prize and see the big picture, look out for MANY years instead of piddly weeks or months...

If he can TRULY SEE the greatest version of who he can possibly be in this world...

If he can AGREE and ALLOW himself to have that, and be that (because he ALREADY IS, the only thing left to do is accept it and be it)...

Then he will be aligned with the right timeline, he'll be in synch with the universal flow, he'll be in line with the highest and most advanced expression of himself as it regards this earthly incarnation.

And ultimately it will serve toward his greatest advancement, it will be efficient, it will accomplish the ultimate goal as far as it's achievable for his current incarnation.

It will be true progress for the oversoul Zane is piping into this earth realm through, and I always recommend not dicking around here in the earthly incarnation and causing delays for the oversoul.

We are supposed to do our best to efficiently fulfill our roles and purpose here, and that means getting out of our own way, letting go of any concepts of limitation, and simply accepting who the hell we are and declaring that we are indeed ready.
Reply
Boston - Peace of Mind (Boston) HQ: https://youtu.be/Q5ZL8qvEmR0
For Zane
Reply


Please note that new posts in this forum must be approved by a moderator before becoming visible.
[-]
Quick Reply
Message
Type your reply to this message here.

Image Verification
Please enter the text contained within the image into the text box below it. This process is used to prevent automated spam bots.
Image Verification
(case insensitive)



















Disclaimer | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy