Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

When You’re Single AF: https://youtu.be/y0gUXvBjYqw
Bwahahaha this is so you trix

ROFLMAO that IS me 100%.

Except I looove holding hands...

Holding hands is better than sex.

[Mister Obvious]

7:09 he's got a great point about parking in residential areas.

[user174]

True holding hands is way funner.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just so nice.

[Mister Obvious]

This Zane Greene saga has been fun...

I must say.

I've enjoyed a lot of internet sagas in my time, and this is right up there with the very best of them.

[zenba]

passing fancies tickle transiently.

[Mister Obvious]

You tryin'a say I'm fickle, bro!?

[zenba]

i'll just say if one isn't looking for something/someone with staying power, they won't find it.

[Mister Obvious]

Genba you're sooo Scorpio right now...

[user94]

Don’t be jealous Fungi, Zane’s never dirty perv talked me and he probably never will. It’s tragic but it’s true. He doesn’t seem to be the type to indulge.

[user94]

I don't masturbate that often

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

Daaaaaamn, Zane lookin' GOOD AS FUCK?!

1:04 ooo, I like the way Zane says "Kentucky"... very sexy.

You should have kept on going right through to Kentucky, if you know what I'm sayin' baby...



But really though, Zane looks fucking great all cleaned up and whatnot. He gave himself a nice shave and everything.

Nice work, Zane, very nice.

[Mister Obvious]

God dang...

If I was Zane's wife and I hadn't had a piece of that sweet meat for upwards of a year...

I'd be like baby where you at?

Mama's gonna come and get you...

But only if you agree to sink it balls deep off in this fuckin' hole!

[Mister Obvious]

Harder harder harder harder harder harder harder harder harder.

[Mister Obvious]

God bless Cal Sherpa et al, doing God's work!

Everybody came through for Zane!

Zane's back in the saddle!

[Mister Obvious]

Man I'm diggin' deloused Zane.

[Guest]

he looks meek as a lamb , all the edge is gone

what are we supposed to do with that ?

[Mister Obvious]

he looks meek as a lamb , all the edge is gone

what are we supposed to do with that ?

He just needs to engage in some leisurely BDSM sex acts... he'll get his zest back.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane has some interesting palms...

As you can see in that thumbnail up there, he appears to have the simian line...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...f4d7b9.png

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...e9e02a.png

He's got other lines around it too so it's not a merger of all the lines...

No less, it's definite.

http://handanalysis.com/simian.html

I'm not gonna straight up read his palm, that ain't really my gig anymore...

But suffice it to say, he's special.