Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Today.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH...

I think it would be totally safe to rub naked bodies with Zane.

It couldn't be that dangerous!? Right?!

[Guest]

Yeah no thanks . do not do that zane trix is just trippin

[Mister Obvious]

do not do that zane trix is just trippin

Poppycock!

Zane send me the nudes, mail@sectual.com!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm charging my vibrator right now!!!

Send me nudes and talk filth to me!!!

You know you want to Zane!!!

You know it's destiny!!!

I just want to see you touch yourself!!!

I just want to see what you're made of!!!

I just want to hear your dirty talk!!!

Come on!!! It's Trixie's birthday!!!

(No it's not, but don't tell him that.)

[Mister Obvious]

Come on Zane, you know you wanna give Trixie what she wants!!!

You know it would please you to please me!!!

[Mister Obvious]

On the real though I bet Zane has some pretty intense tan lines below the belt.

His asscheeks are probably white as a sheet.

I just want to see him caress his trim hobo body...

Anybody else he should charge to see such a sight...

But Zane is gonna give it to me for free, aren't you baby?

[user94]

On the real though I bet Zane has some pretty intense tan lines below the belt.

His asscheeks are probably white as a sheet.

I just want to see him caress his trim hobo body...

Anybody else he should charge to see such a sight...

But Zane is gonna give it to me for free, aren't you baby?

He just messaged me on youtube he said to tell you he is making a video for you of him oiling his ass cheeks, squeezing and oiling those lilly white buns lol

[Guest]

Trix we could really have fun on a mattress beside a dumpster . Just imagine all the homeless guys that would have to cross your sexbed just to get a meal. Its the perfect location darling.

[Mister Obvious]

He just messaged me on youtube he said to tell you he is making a video for you of him oiling his ass cheeks, squeezing and oiling those lilly white buns lol

BBBBBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Mister Obvious]

Just imagine all the homeless guys that would have to cross your sexbed just to get a meal. Its the perfect location darling.

ZANE IS THE ONLY HOMELESS MAN I'VE EVER LOVED.

RELAX.

[Mister Obvious]

*OBSESSIVELY CHECKS EMAIL*

WHY HASN'T ZANE SENT ME NUDES YET!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[user94]

*OBSESSIVELY CHECKS EMAIL*

WHY HASN'T ZANE SENT ME NUDES YET!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

His mate just messaged me, his wife cut his internets off lol

[Mister Obvious]

Fungus you need to stop toying with Trixie...

And BESIDES... having no internet is NO EXCUSE for Zane not to send me nudes and talk filth to me!!!

It's called PUBLIC WIFI, OKAY?!

[user94]

Fungus you need to stop toying with Trixie...

And BESIDES... having no internet is NO EXCUSE for Zane not to send me nudes and talk filth to me!!!

It's called PUBLIC WIFI, OKAY?!

lol he is on it he is going to mcdonalds hahahaha

[Mister Obvious]

Fungus wow.

I CANNOT believe you are doing this to me.

Teasing me and helping me along with my deep and intense fantasy of receiving nudes and sick perv talk from Zane...

This is leagues beyond arousing.

[user94]

Fungus wow.

I CANNOT believe you are doing this to me.

Teasing me and helping me along with my deep and intense fantasy of receiving nudes and sick perv talk from Zane...

This is leagues beyond arousing.

You deserve no less Angel, im trying to get his nudes as you speak!

[Mister Obvious]

That's low key gayish, bro.

[user94]

That's low key gayish, bro.

It is and im not even gay lol just to get you the zane nudeys I will go to any lengths!!!

[zenba]

my ESP tells me this isn't the first time fungus attempted to get nudes from another man.