Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

He’s just drunk

Yup, you can tell...

He drank down the Devil's Daiquiri.

Sucked on Satan's Sewerpipe.

Licked up Lucifer's Liquid.

[Mister Obvious]

I had a choice. I didn’t have to come back.

But you DID come back...

See, that's what we all do.

We all have a choice not to come...

But we come because we want to be entertained.

I dunno, it's hard to wrap the mind around when we're down here in "the shit"...

But it becomes instantly clear upon release.

[Guest]

If that's what you wanna do, you'll get to do it.

Thank you. Off to cry lol ??

[Mister Obvious]

I hear ya sweetie.

But none of us leave here until we've done what we came to do.

Remember that...

If you leave, you accomplished your life's purpose.

There's gotta be some comfort in that.

Knowing this about death comforts me.

[user94]

But you DID come back...

See, that's what we all do.

We all have a choice not to come...

But we come because we want to be entertained.

I dunno, it's hard to wrap the mind around when we're down here in "the shit"...

But it becomes instantly clear upon release.

So if we come back and go through all this shit just to be enterntained? Im thinking where we go is quite fucking boring then? But it couldn't be? I thought we came back to try to fulfill the contract make it better?

[Guest]

I get it. This was supossed to be my easy life. I knew I wasn’t gonna be here long and that’s what i wanted. I wasn’t supossed to have kids but I forgot. As much as they are the loves of my life they will suffer my bad decisions. It’s just like not fun.

[Mister Obvious]

So if we come back and go through all this shit just to be enterntained?

It's prettymuch the only reason dude, yeah.

I get it. This was supossed to be my easy life. I knew I wasn’t gonna be here long and that’s what i wanted. I wasn’t supossed to have kids but I forgot. As much as they are the loves of my life they will suffer my bad decisions. It’s just like not fun.

Well, it may sound bad but... you actually didn't make any bad decisions. You just fulfilled the plot. You did everything you were meant to do. Regardless of your perception of whether it was good or bad, etc. Suffering is inherent in life, it's there no matter what. You never know what your kids will go on to do. Probably some pretty amazing things. You'll protect them from above anyway. No reason to be hard on yourself about any of it, to any degree.

[Guest]

Can you be my therapist? Lol jk kinda

[Mister Obvious]

It's my job to do this for everybody!

It's just what Trixie does!

[user94]

It's my job to do this for everybody!

It's just what Trixie does!

The helpful Haint so Angelic

[Mister Obvious]

[user94]

Fuckin Scorpios lol

[Mister Obvious]

You said it Fungi.

Holy shit.

[user94]

You said it Fungi.

Holy shit.

Well they supposed to be my match ive had a lot of experience with them and honestly want to punch them in the face lol
Also Cancer supposed to be my match, yet dealing with a Cancer reminds me of looking after kids lmao

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

i was really grossed out by zane jumping in that dumpster yesterday i mean rats and dirty creatures and bacteria and virus goes in there , it must be really really bad at his home for a man to do that ... i wonder how his wife acts with him she must be like some battle axe

zane will end up with hepatitis c unless some kind person rescues him

[user94]

i was really grossed out by zane jumping in that dumpster yesterday i mean rats and dirty creatures and bacteria and virus goes in there  , it must be really really bad at his home for a man to do that ... i wonder how his wife acts with him  she must be like some battle axe

zane will end up with hepatitis c  unless some kind person rescues him

Nah its not bad at his home he is on an adventure, the guy has walked power lines for a job, he is a hard working guy like me getting in a dumpster like that is fucking piss weak compared to the things we have done.

[Guest]

Sigh...

Thanks Fungus :)

He was in dumpsters before I met him. Lots of people dumpster dive, I think it’s more a frugality than anything. Personally I’ve never gotten in one cause I’m too much of a germ a phobe but you can find good pre packaged food.

[user94]

Sigh...

Thanks Fungus :)

He was in dumpsters before I met him. Lots of people dumpster dive, I think it’s more a frugality than anything. Personally I’ve never gotten in one cause I’m too much of a germ a phobe but you can find good pre packaged food.

Youre welcome sweety, are you his wife? Getting in a dumpster is one thing doesn't bother me because I have a shower at the end of the day. But I have never eaten from a dumpster.
When I was 17 and homeless and on drugs I would just belt some cunt in the face and take his money I never dumpster dived for food. Most of the time I was so menacing they would just hand the money over from me asking. Zane is going on adventures, I like his adventures but he needs to look after the mac boy more.

[Guest]

Yes.

I don’t think ppl need to worry as much about Mac, he’s pretty good about taking care of him. When he was here he was always worried about leaving him too long alone in the hotel. So we would basically plan our day around him.

[Mister Obvious]

He IS typically really good about taking care of Mack, which is why everything we saw lastnight was so fucked up.

He's done similar things that pissed me off in the past re: Mack, but never to that degree, dear God.