Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

I hope zane and cal get roped into staying just to see how things unravel

You're a true sicko, Kenny!!!!!!!?

[Guest]

Ok i change my mind about sandra boinking zane but the whole clan there has a certain rob zombie horror vibe. I hope zane and cal get roped into staying just to see how things unravel

Kennay dog darn it man, you screwed the darn pooch!

[Dink Beaver]

I think your romeo zane will make it out alive, its just all those drugs they turn people into psychos...sandra and mike are unglued already

[Guest]

I think your romeo zane will make it out alive, its just all those drugs they turn people into psychos...sandra and mike are unglued already

Dude we will cock slap her bitches love that shit! We put on Zane suits git er done!

[Guest]

I think your romeo zane will make it out alive, its just all those drugs they turn people into psychos...sandra and mike are unglued already

Dude I have a bad feeling about this, I think we should shit can the Alaska trip, seriously.

[Guest]

Intuition, I have a really bad feeling about this. Like Gut feeling. I hope im wrong.

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta be honest, I've never felt hella awesome about the Alaska thingy either...

I mean, I dunno. I don't sense intense doom or anything, but there is something amiss with it.

As far as what it could be, or where along the line it is, I have no idea.

When I look at it in my mind, I see one big circle around Alaska, then three small circles along the bottom of the big circle...

Well let me see if I can draw it out...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/07...f3ef54.jpg

As far as WTF that means, no idea.

[Guest]

If he wanders outside and gets stoned, like ive probably watched about 1000 episodes of Alaskan State Troopers, the guy is not going to make it dude.
Hyperthermia is a real thing. Just hope he gets on a boat but what is the reality of that serious? Everyone goes there for that shit he has no hope.
I wouldn't go there if I was he. Just sayin. He has 3 kids he just shouldn't do it. What is wrong with Hobo tours getting the cash off the chings n Japs? They will make him rich.
And he is going there in WINTER. That is suicide. I will pray for him.

[Mister Obvious]

Here's one thing I will say though...

https://www.verizonwireless.com/featured...gcdma#maps

Livestreaming shit at sea in Alaska?

Probably not.

Recording videos and eventually being able to upload them one way or another, sure.

Livestreaming in the Alaskan wilderness?

Probably not.

I dunno man...

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe 4G and 5G and all that kinda shit has gone above and beyond and is penetrating us at every point and turn, even in the most remote corners of the world, but...

I'm gonna wager a bet that coverage will be spotty at best. Certainly not dependable.

So if Zane is going up there to work rather than to make videos, then fine, it's no problem.

But if he's depending on the back 'n forth with the viewership, and the comfort of having that connection...

My guess is that'll be shit out of luck for a large percentage of the time.

Remains to be seen, I guess...



That's my feeling in general about the whole Alaska thing...

Just generally meh.

Where should Zane be rather than the Slabs or Alaska?

Well fuck, I don't know.

[Guest]

I reckon he should start exploiting the travel across America thing from a hobo life. People will pay for this shit. I mean what better way to see America than sleeping rough? The Chinese Japanese will pay 100 bucks a day to get this experience. You can't get it any other way, I mean you could try but you won't have a clue where to go. I mean when I went to America I stay in Hiltons n shit its like so fucking boring. Barbeque in the park, sleeping in swamps, its the new fucking reality TV. He has a niche I think he just doesn't get.

[Mister Obvious]

0:20 OMG SO CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:27 - 1:40 ROFLROFLROFL.

3:11 LMAOLOLOL.

Awww, Zane is so great!!!

4:49 BWAHAHAHAHA that's the best you ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' so far.

[Mister Obvious]

“HOBO MUKBANG” ROFLROFLROFL.

Zane sounds very sexy when he’s lusting after his soggy dumpster dived spoils...

He’s very captivating.

[Guest]

'lusting dumpster dived spoils'

lol that is beautiful

[Dink Beaver]

Dear zane greene, change that intro or i will send the slab mafia to fix it

[Mister Obvious]

This was a pretty fun little evening broadcast.

I enjoyed participating in the livestream chat.

Been streaming for 1:15:00 now, I only tuned in at about 30:00...

I'm gonna have to tune out and watch some van dwelling vids.

[Fungi]

At least he is considering whether he can make it in Alaska its cold as fuck no place for being homeless.

[Mister Obvious]

1:15...

What. The fuck. Is humanity.

Like seriously.

Imagine being an alien race or something and watching this...

You’d just be fucking dumbfounded.

Other animals DON’T DO THIS.

2:04 dude Zane you gotta get UNDER the water.

Get UNDER that freezing cold shit and THEN rub yourself.

2:20 can Zane actually fault ANYBODY for just finding this shit and assuming he’s on drugs??

Man FUCK no.

3:00 I’d say that shirt has a pretty great life though...



I do really love all that we’ve shared with Zane though...

We’ve seen his balls, he’s pissed and shit on cam, showered and bathed numerous times, in various creative ways.

God bless the internet.

[Mister Obvious]

[Fungi]

That kind of made me feel ill

[Mister Obvious]

LOL it was fricken nasty.

But the pigs didn't look like they're starving or something.

The farm seems fine.