Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Fungi]

Men are meant to dominate women. Likewise, women want to be dominated by men... it's natural.

It's really too bad that there can't be a nice balance between total domination, and a loving consensual sexual relationship, amirite? Too bad things have to spiral out of control and cross into rape territory...

The complication of the human condition is very sad.

There can, but it requires balance and communication. Communication break down is what causes the things that need not be. They are created by people they didn't just spring into existence. It takes work and effort, and if one side fails to communicate you get an anomaly. Which can cause all kinds of fuck ups.

[Fungi]

Jesus fucking Christ there was never any role play ever. He admitted it. Finally. That actually did make me feel better, him admitting it. P

Im sorry I wasn't talking about your situation.

[Guest]

And since I know he loves to read this. Bottom line. It’s not about us. It’s about the kids. and they need you, please. They need you to be sober and have a home. Please. That’s it. That’s all it is.

[Fungi]

Well let me remind you , he said he is just waiting for me to die so he can take the kids. I know he loves me but he’s pulls this one out when he is trying to hurt me.

He wouldn't last 5 minutes with kids I had custody of mine for 8.5 years so I do know. He can barely look after a dog or himself. Even if you did die he would not get the kids clearly. Unless he had a major fucking spiritual mind soul change. Which is doubtful.

[Fungi]

And since I know he loves to read this. Bottom line. It’s not about us. It’s about the kids. and they need you, please. They need you to be sober and have a home. Please. That’s it. That’s all it is.

This is true. Do whatever you want but remember those little people. Time will go by you will regret it.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay the livestream ended so I'll timestamp...

48:42 looks like this is where some of the drama starts kicking up.

Apparently his wife sends him a shitload of messages while he's livestreaming (totally rude).

But then it starts totally going off the rails and ends up in a fullblown fight.

49:40 jeez that's fucking rude... why the fuck would he put up with being talked to that way???

So apparently the rest of this broadcast is essentially an argument between him and his wife.

58:05 he says that, but he will bend over and let her fuck him in the ass sans lube until the end like he always has.

1:01:30 Zane is an exciting motherfucker though. If I was his wife I'd be pretty stoked that he was mine. You just don't get that kind of psychotic, masochistic devotion out of anybody but a Scorpio.

1:05:15 God dang, Zane is into some freaky shit... oh my God. I need a cold fucking shower, holy shit. I just broke out in a sweat. Filthy fucking pervert, fuck yes. Ahahaha. 1:06:10 oh my fucking God, LMFAOOO. That is some total rapist line of talk right there. Zane you naughty motherfucker... I disapprove so fucking hard. And I would love to have a man like you. 1:06:18 LMFAO Country's listening to this like "Oh my fucking God?? *clenches cheeks" LMFAOOO. Ah holy shit. Zane... you never fail to entertain. You really don't.

1:07:12 - 1:07:36 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy... fucking. Hell. I just. It's. I'm. I... wow. It's. Wow. I mean. Ahahahahahahaha. I fucking love/hate you Zane Greene. Absolutely fucking love/hate you. You son of a bitch. Jesus... wow. Oh my God man. LMFAO ahahahaha. Wow.

1:08:21...



Holiest of absolute total fucks, this truly might be the most legendary as fuck broadcast he's ever had... and that's saying a lot. You know that's true. You know that's saying a lot.

Hooooollllly shit.

1:10:48 after everything he just said... he's now shirtless, eating nachos.

I mean...

Where is this guy's million bucks at?? Seriously... he should get a million dollars per fucking video.

This is the most entertaining shit anyone has ever fucking put on the internet.

1:17:05 damn his wife is savage and mean. I would be super jealous of any chick Zane was around if I was his wife too... but I'm an incredibly jealous person anyway.

1:18:33 LMFAO she does sound crazy as shit in these messages, no BS.

1:20:12 his wife isn't going to die... if I was him, I sure wouldn't be depending on that.

There was a time when Zane's wife said Country was cool and she liked her... so why be all weird and jealous now?? Do you really think he's gonna pair up with Country?? Do you really think they're gonna become a "thing"? You really have to look at it realistically. People are gonna troll them about being a "couple" because they're a man and a woman, and they're together alone. I mean... I'm not saying they won't have nasty, disgusting, disturbing, gross and totally dirty homeless people sex. But they won't be a "couple"... he is obsessed with his wife, just like she is obsessed with him and it will never change.

So far as I can see in this broadcast 1:33:45 in, Zane is just hurt... he's totally hurt. He's been abused, and he HAS suffered consequences for his wrong actions against his wife in the past. I absolutely believe that. Nobody gets out for free. I'm just saying.

He's drunk, he's high, he's hurt, he's pushed to the limit. Just like he has been so many times before in his relationship. And just like every time before, he will remain unwaveringly loyal to his wife... and I'm sure he'll continue to bend to her every whim and do everything she says. I'm not trying to be insulting... I'm being logical. The past is the most accurate gauge of the future... he will continue to do what he's always done.

1:41:11 I can't even lie, I kinda wanna be Country tonight... sleeping next to Zane's riled up ass, bwahahaha. Oh man. What do you think he'd be in the mood for right about now?? Too bad he's too obsessed with his wife to be able to fuck other people. Not that I'd want him to fuck Country... LMFAO. I'd want him to fuck me, that's for sure. I'd happily absorb his essence... it could be useful in a pinch. I'd definitely never want anybody to find out though... sorry Zane.

1:47:46 LMFAO I can totally hear Zane's thoughts. It's fuckin' awesome. That's one thing I like about him, very easy to listen in on and pipe into his sensory perceptions.

1:50:00 we know you're tired of getting "shit on again and again and again" Zane... but we also know that it will never change. Your wife will likely not even die. You will remain in this karmic situation til you learn your lesson. It's just that simple. Now the lesson could be learned tomorrow, or 20 years from now. But I don't believe you've learned it yet.

Very entertaining, Zane. Very entertaining.

[Guest]

Well then I need him to have a major fucking mind soul change. They are real. This isn’t content. They are real kids. Who are little. Who need their dad. I know he did it before. I don’t care about weed. Just quit the drinking. Please. Please.

[Mister Obvious]

For Zane and his wife...

[Fungi]

I'm not trying to be insulting... I'm being logical. The past is the most accurate gauge of the future... he will continue to do what he's always done.

No no no no no no nooooooo, its on the precipice that we change. Change can come in an instant. The past is in no way a reflection of the future.
This must be a typo you couldn't actually think this.

[Guest]

Yeah well I hope I don’t die. I mean it’s not like I WANT to die. If anything I’m fighting harder so I can be here as long as possible so my 4 yo has some memories of me. But thanks for the support. But like you’ve been wrong about everything else. So at least you can like eat crow if I do die, lol. Kinda like that rape thing? But meh I’m sure statistics and science are totally wrong. You know what I’m gonna go get some cbd oil and I bet that’ll kill the cancer, right?? Man I get tired of dumbasses.

[Guest]

He’s been not homeless before and held a job. I mean yes I was always the sober one but I think he could just smoke weed and not drink if he chose. He’s pretty mindful if he chooses.

[Mister Obvious]

God man...

Zane and his wife, always delivering on that fucking drama.

Luscious entertainment, you two.

Luscious. And a Country girl thrown in for good measure.

You two have exquisite taste...

[Guest]

Content. Fuck my life.

[Mister Obvious]

But! But! You're famous!

Isn't that exciting?!

[Fungi]

But! But! You're famous!

Isn't that exciting?!

You need some Gaba Gool dontchya?

[Fungi]

Yeah well I hope I don’t die. I mean it’s not like I WANT to die. If anything I’m fighting harder so I can be here as long as possible so my 4 yo has some memories of me. But thanks for the support. But like you’ve been wrong about everything else. So at least you can like eat crow if I do die, lol. Kinda like that rape thing? But meh I’m sure statistics and science are totally wrong. You know what I’m gonna go get some cbd oil and I bet that’ll kill the cancer, right??  Man I get tired of dumbasses.

I hope you don't die either mate, I really hope you don't.

[Guest]

Not famous. Just like 100 ppl all up in my shit. I didn’t ask for. In fact I explicitly asked him not to talk about me, show pics of me or the kids. Guess that equals him reading my texts live. And Jesus lord I know. I KNOW!!!! I’m really not dumb, lol. I’m just mad. I know I shouldn’t reply. But then he lies and it pisses me off and I’m really fucking stubborn about some shit. We are both stubborn. Wanna know how often I hear that cut your nose off to spite your face shit. Yeah that’s me.

[Mister Obvious]

Relationships are so complicated.

It's times like these I'm so glad I'm single and have no children.

It all seems like a thinly veiled trap to me.

[Guest]

It really is Kuntry. That’s not me being mean. Lol. Btw I don’t give a shit. But why is he hanging out with methheads if he is trying to follow the “right” path. He’s not gonna go anywhere with that. Plus you think I want my kids around methheads? Fuck.

FUCK

Zane go hang out with Cal. He’s a good sober dude.

Or like find a non methhead chic.

[Mister Obvious]

And what about that whole roleplaying thing though, can we just talk about that for a second?!

At first he was all like, "WELL WE HAD PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED A ROLEPLAYING SITUATION" or some kinda bullshit, but then he just segued into admitting to spousal rape...



And it just leaves me wondering, like...

Especially with all those knot tying videos, I mean...

It's more than obvious that Zane is into some freaky shit, I can't imagine he's spent over a decade with wifey and never tied her up under the guise of some kinda filthy, sick dirty fantasy, I just feel like...

Maybe his wife needs to write us a fan-fic about that, because I have a sordid history of masturbating to literotica.