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08-02-2018, 03:31 AM
It just occurred to me...
If you fuck old chicks...
There's no chance of knocking them up!
And I don't even mean super old, I just mean like...
45+ and really, it's pretty safe with chicks over 40 in general.
Such a bitch that once you're an old chick, nobody wants to fuck you anymore!!!
But I bet old chicks get action too...
It's times like these I wish there were more ladiez on Interstellar so they could tell us their stories of doing the wild thing, preferably with younger dudes!?
Im not sure about this some are still quite fertile at 45 although it depends on the individual I guess. Especially extreme fit healthy chicks can be fertile past 50.
Ive never had sex with a chick that old but know some and they are still fertile at 51. Although I think they would need IVF TBH.
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08-02-2018, 03:55 AM
(08-02-2018, 03:51 AM)Fungi Wrote: Although I think they would need IVF TBH.
Well see there you have it then...
It's safe to cum in them all day and night!!!
Muwahahaha.
Hopefully birth control in all forms (besides condoms) will be outlawed and sex with old chicks will serve a valid purpose again...
I want something to look forward to in case I live past 45!!!
Im sorry dude im not trying to say you are wrong, I need to get on the typing bandwagon better.
I just mean in my "experience" in "my opinion from experience".
This doesn't mean you are "Wrong".
*Fungi learns to type better*
*In my own personal experience I have found this.*
Is that better? Im so sorry if I come across like that.
(08-02-2018, 03:55 AM)Trix Wrote: Well see there you have it then...
It's safe to cum in them all day and night!!!
Muwahahaha.
Hopefully birth control in all forms (besides condoms) will be outlawed and sex with old chicks will serve a valid purpose again...
I want something to look forward to in case I live past 45!!!
Its safe to cum in you all day and night.
You know there is things like morning after pill? And Vasectomy, I could get sperm frozen and you eggs, you could have my kids when im to old to even do it lmao
There is ways n means if we want to get it done.
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I don't believe in any of that shit!
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Except for maybe freezing genius sperm...
We've covered that topic before.
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All the rest of it though...
So unnatural!
Let the sperm fly!
Let the sperm fly in...
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What do you want to know? I'm over 40 and my BF is 28...
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(08-02-2018, 04:01 AM)Trix Wrote: Except for maybe freezing genius sperm...
We've covered that topic before.
Freezing Genius sperm wont necessarily produce a Genius.
Just sayin.
(08-02-2018, 04:05 AM)Kitty Wrote: What do you want to know? I'm over 40 and my BF is 28...
There ya go! Winner team!
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You will have something to look forward to, it's not as bad as you may think lol. At least not for me.
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(08-02-2018, 04:05 AM)Kitty Wrote: What do you want to know? I'm over 40 and my BF is 28...
DAMN baby...
When you said Tiger, I figured you were talking the 1986 variety.
You have a very young spirit.
Tigers are generally sexy/vivacious people though.
So it makes sense.
Maybe female zodiac Tigers just remain younger for longer.
Interesting.
(08-02-2018, 04:11 AM)Kitty Wrote: You will have something to look forward to, it's not as bad as you may think lol. At least not for me.
How many kids you got how old are they? Im 42 have 2 grown 18 and 21.
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(08-02-2018, 04:11 AM)Fungin Wrote: There ya go! Winner team!
Haha are you being sarcastic?
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I started this thread under the guise of finding a bright side to sex after 45+ for women specifically...
You always hear about older dudes with younger chicks...
Somewhat rare to hear about older chicks with younger dudes.
I just think there has to be some kind of benefit and freedom when it comes to banging chicks who are past reproductive age.
One of the biggest fears when having sex is accidentally getting pregnant.
Such a huge life changing situation...
Puts me off of having sex for the most part.
I don't do birth control.
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Of course when I get older, I will want to be a cougar.
That's why I keep referencing age differences.
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I've heard plenty of stories from men who messed around with older chicks when they were younger. I'm talking like early 20s dudes with chicks over 50...
I just haven't heard a whole lot about that kinda thing from the women's perspective.
(08-02-2018, 04:16 AM)Kitty Wrote: Haha are you being sarcastic?
No fuckin way you don't want me to be sarcastic 
I get bitch slapped again 
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I just want to be drenched in sperm inside and out without the threat of becoming impregnated...
And this is starting to make me see some reason to live to be an old chick.
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