YOU ALL SEE THAT THE BANANA IS TOUCHING ITSELF RIGHT???

[Mister Obvious]

THE BANANA IS RUBBING ITSELF IN DELIRIOUS ECSTASY.

[Mister Obvious]

HERE’S A BIGGER VERSION:

[Mister Obvious]

IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

[Mister Obvious]

IT’S BEEN ALL ABOUT THE BANANA FOR A LONG TIME AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT.

ALL ABOUT THE BANANA.

[Guest]

it must be hungry because its rubbing its stomach

[Mister Obvious]

NO.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

IT’S RUBBING ITS DANCING BANANA GENITALS IN SHEER SEXUAL AROUSAL.

DANCING BANANAS DON’T EAT, THEY ARE THE FOOD.

[Mister Obvious]

BELIEVE ME, YOU WANT YOUR DANCING BANANA THIS HAPPY.

[Guest]

Maybe it just has crabs from taking long. hedonistic vacations and is itching furiously

[Mister Obvious]

WOW.

WOW.

[MrFungi]

I will eat da Bananna!

[Mister Obvious]

BANANA FOREVER.

[Guest]

so it's making potassium

[MrFungi]

so it's making potassium

Ummm weeelll I have lots of potassium built up like KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

[Mister Obvious]

I should avoid posting whilst mostly asleep...

SHOULD.

Definitely won't.

[MrFungus]

I should avoid posting whilst mostly asleep...

SHOULD.

Definitely won't.

But that is pretty cool most people couldn't do that. I guess I have done it too.
We are going to own the world lady, make it better, harder, faster.
If we don't, they will die.

[Mister Obvious]

Fungus...

EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIE.

ROFLROFL.

What part of that do you genuinely honest to God not understand!?

Do you need to hold hands and have a small cry about it...

DO YOU NEED TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT, FUNGI!?

WE'RE ALL. GOING. TO FUCKING. DIEEE.

[MrFungus]

I know, I knew this from a young age when my Dad died.
But I want to die looking at you. And I don't know why. And I need to figure it out.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking Pisces...

Poetic as shit.

[MrFungus]

Fucking Pisces...

Poetic as shit.

Mamma?

[Tribulation]

THE BANANA IS RUBBING ITSELF IN DELIRIOUS ECSTASY.

Well! Can you blame him. Just look at ya! ;)