Star

[Mister Obvious]

You like my pimp cane?

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Spruce wood, my fave.

'Star' is a nickname...

Just one of my turns.

I liked her though, she was a good identity.

This was hand carved/painted by a guy who was profoundly confused when I told him I'd be using the cane for belly dancing...

He just couldn't seem to understand how that could be done.

[MrFungus]

This was hand carved/painted by a guy who was profoundly confused when I told him I'd be using the cane for belly dancing...

Poor bloke imagine how you destroyed his world just being you. You should go back and help him.

[Mister Obvious]

Bro he hardly even liked me, I could tell it was like...

I dunno, he did his best on the cane, cuz that's like a highly honed in skill and passion he has...

But it's kinda like anywhere else you're working with an idiot customer who you loathe and think is stupid.

LOLOL.

[MrFungus]

Bro he hardly even liked me, I could tell it was like...

I dunno, he did his best on the cane, cuz that's like a highly honed in skill and passion he has...

But it's kinda like anywhere else you're working with an idiot customer who you loathe and think is stupid.

LOLOL.

I fail to see how you could ever be an idiot customer and I have pulled phone systems off walls in the middle of calls and been abused.
I don't ever see how you could be an idiot customer. You be a good customer.

[Mister Obvious]

Nah, it's true, I'm super nice to people.

This older dude who carved the cane though...

I dunno man, he just thought some type of way about me cuz I said I needed the cane shorter than normal and he's like "Why" and I'm like cuz I'ma belly dance with it and he said some shit like "Well I've never heard of that before" and then I was low key embarrassed and we didn't talk again.

[Mister Obvious]

I love my pimp cane, it's pretty easy to twirl and it feels good between my legs.