I don't get why people gotta try to park so close to the entrance...

[Mister Obvious]

Why?! Why do you wanna be that close??

What's wrong with EASILY parking far away and walking??

I bet most parking lot accidents happen because people try to park so close in the highest traffic areas.

[Guest]

It's especially funny when they do it at the gym. Like they're afraid they'll get too much exercise walking across the parking lot to go exercise.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly... having to walk a little farther isn't gonna hurt ANYBODY in this society.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean if you're disabled or hella elderly, then it's understandable to park close... obviously.

But there being a higher concentration of those people nearer to the entrance is another good reason for able bodied people to stay the fuck away, LOL.

[Guest]

I mean if you're disabled or hella elderly, then it's understandable to park close... obviously.

But there being a higher concentration of those people nearer to the entrance is another good reason for able bodied people to stay the fuck away, LOL.

It's almost as if the signs are trying to tell us something...