You ever walk into the bathroom to find a huge insect in the sink & just turn around

[Mister Obvious]

Like fuck it, just fuck it, seriously.

It's not important enough.

I don't need to use the bathroom.

I don't need to brush my teeth or wash my hands.

I'm good. I'm good.

[Guest]

I would scrutinize the insect for a moment to determine whether it posed a threat. Then I'd walk past it to the toilet and resume the festivities.