I always wanted to fuck Evel Knievel...

[Mister Obvious]

See,. Maybe instead of thinking about your private parts all the time. Then you can Focus your energy on other things
and

What?

[user211]

you heard me trix you always flirting with everyone here its so flawed always acting like a

[Mister Obvious]

[user211]

always sending out lilith sexual things with peeps i see what you been doing dont even lie

[user211]

whats your deal bro?

[Mister Obvious]

I would love to be kidnapped by the right guy!

Me too, Kitty.

In fact, it is one of my oldest fantasies... if not the oldest.

I just wonder if she giggles while fapping (hope not , i need that to be serious) and is rodge staring at her

I sometimes do...

I also like to talk to myself about important issues at hand.

(Pun... happened.)

And yes, Rodge is staring at me actually, LMFAO OMG.

I never thought about that.

I'm sure he's just glad I don't hump him anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm sure he's just glad I don't hump him anymore.

Reminds me of what I did to Mr. Happy...

Here is Mr. Happy...

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy1.jpg

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy2.JPG

Mr. Happy used to be a lot happier. Now there's a cloud that hangs in his eyes. You see, many years ago, I masturbated on Mr. Happy. I felt really bad about it so then I put him in the washing machine and dryer. When he came out, he was never the same again. That's when I learned that you never wash stuffed animals... at least the ones with 'fur'.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2003.html

[Mister Obvious]

Funny that the thread about Mr. Happy was number 2003 because that's the same year I got Mr. Happy.

[Mister Obvious]

Poor Mr. Happy.

God I'm such a perv.

[user211]

but WHY DID YOU BLOCK MY PM'S

[Mister Obvious]

Because you deserve it.

You don't need to PM people anyway.

[user211]

Because you deserve it.

You don't need to PM people anyway.

HATERS

[Mister Obvious]

Pft.

[user211]

haters gunna hate

[user211]

LOLOLOLOLOL bye

[Guest]

yet further proof that women like mean nasty men over kind considerate gentle types , it just gets their juices flowing

don't be afraid to slap your bitch around a little , sure she might hit back or get angry , cry or phone a friend ... just know that what you are doing is putting in sweat equity and your stature just went up a few notches

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, sometimes the "gentle" men can be kinda creepy, and that is hot as fuck too.

We just want you to be psycho.

[Mister Obvious]

There IS a way to "gently" dominate.

[Mister Obvious]

I personally don't prefer gentle domination (at all, ROFL) but it IS a thing, and it IS better than nothing.