Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I would love to raise the offspring!

[Mister Obvious]

"He needs more fuckin' meat on his bones. And she needs to be pregnant."

[Mister Obvious]

*looks out window*

“DAMN that’s ugly!!!”

[Jango]

Willem Dafoe has a hell of a voice. Am watching "mountains" and his narration has hreat command i bet if he asked me nicely to drop my pants i would feel obliged.

I hope everyone is feeling good and having pleasant thoughts.

[Dink Beaver]

I wanna brush you down like a horse and feed you carrots

[Guest]

I just wanna get 'er done.

[Guest]

Trix or kristen wiig..who'd you rather ?

I have dirty dreams about both of them

[Guest]

How to make mental health evaluations hip for everyone? Just like checking your DNA...
The more comprehensive the diagnosis the more you would have to pay, obviously.

[Guest]

I just wanna get 'er done.

i still want to get her done

[Guest]

I would sure love to run a sleepy motel with mother trix overseeing the operation from an old house on the hill.Hopefully i can snuggle in bed with mother on dark rainy nights

[Mister Obvious]

"It's not my fault you're so easy to read."

[Dink Beaver]

How to make mental health evaluations hip for everyone? Just like checking your DNA...
The more comprehensive the diagnosis the more you would have to pay, obviously.

I'll have the works please

*hopes this leads to a nice quiet little holiday*

[Mister Obvious]

"Dude that monkey looks depressed as shit."

[Jason]

I hope Trix has a nice turkey day. 

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks hon, you too. Haven't had turkey in a long time and I'm quite looking forward to it!

[Mister Obvious]

"Everyone knows what my 'WOO!' means."

[Guest]

some ashley maddison slut is begging me for a quick rendezvous , i don't need your poison lady

[Mister Obvious]

OMG gross.

Guest.

Please tell us you're not promiscuous.

My precious heretofore presumed innocent Guest!

Say it ain't so!

[Guest]

trix, i made it clear to the slut i was not ready for the sexual big leagues and i already have an internet girlfriend in kentucky

she laughed at me and called me a pathetic little virgin , lol , like i have never heard that one before

[Mister Obvious]

Kentucky chicks make the best housewives, stick with me Guest.