The Five “FAANG” Stocks Collectively Lost More Than $1 Trillion In Market Value

[Mister Obvious]

The FAANG stocks: Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and Google-parent Alphabet

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/20/techs-po...-rout.html

[Guest]

Welcome to the Dot Com Bubble 2.0. I always suspected some of these turds were overvalued. Seriously, $250 billion for something that is essentially spyware?

[Mister Obvious]

Welcome to the Dot Com Bubble 2.0.

[Guest]

The only reason Faecesbook got big in the first place was because it was "the next big thing" after the old farts came to MySpace and fagged it up. How long did they expect that to last? Nothing stays hip forever.

[Mister Obvious]

MySpace was never fagged up...

It was just all the trendy bastards who ditched MySpace for the "cool new thing" (that wasn't even cool, in fact it was fucking BORING) who caused the site to go under, because unfortunately let's be real, MySpace mostly was just a bunch of trendy pieces of crap.

It was only mavericks like me who called out Fuckfacebook for what it was, IMMEDIATELY upon its sorry arrival.

[Guest]

All teenagers are trendy bastards who don't want to be on the same site as their dorky parents though.

I didn't see what all the fuss over Faecesbook was about when I first saw it. It looked like some half-assed web designer had cobbled together a few off-the-shelf Web 2.0 gadgets (a blog, instant messenger, etc.) and tried to claim he had invented something novel.

[Mister Obvious]

Back when you could still look through the profiles in order by the URLs (user 1, user 2, etc.) Fuckerberg was nowhere to be seen and all the first profiles were middle eastern dudes.

[Guest]

I've seen that on a lot of new social media sites when they were first getting started. Faecesbook was originally supposed to be a Harvard student directory. Is everyone at Harvard from the Middle East?

[Dark Dick]

F.A.A.N.G. sounds like a Super Criminal Organisation.

[Mister Obvious]

RIGHT!?!?!?!?!