Pretty sure the jews hypnorized me

[Dink Beaver]

Its like i lose my focus and my brain goes into lala land whenever the jews on television are talkin.  Doesnt really matter if its an attractive or odd looking one or if they are bland personality or full of character and pizzazz. This is how they trick and fool all of us and it all began in the bazaar's of khazaria where many trade routes passed through. This was the learning grounds of these street magicians as they entertained the hapless travelers and merchants with games of 3 card monte and other shell games. These street hustlers now operate on my television tricking me daily.

[Mister Obvious]

TV sets make great target practice and are very fun to blow to bits.

I do not own a TV.