why im such a bitch

[Guest]

Oh no, I always say, keep the bruising below the neck!

All right. Titty twisters it is!

[Mister Obvious]

LOL, you're so repulsive!

[Guest]

LOL, you're so repulsive!

I mean since you won't submit to spanking like a normal girl.

[Mister Obvious]

Spanking is retarded...

There’s a lot of retarded-people sex going on out there in the world.

You guys can have it!

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe that's why everybody's so dumb...

Maybe geniuses are made from people having non-retarded sex.

Holy shit!

[Mister Obvious]

Lightbulb moment.

[Mister Obvious]

My babies are gonna be total fucking geniuses.

[Mister Obvious]

Because I won't settle for retarded sex!!!

[Guest]

Spanking is retarded...

There’s a lot of retarded-people sex going on out there in the world.

You guys can have it!

Spanking isn't sex, you dingaling. It's discipline from a dominant figure.

Did I mention you're a dingaling?

[Mister Obvious]

It's better than being a dingleberry.

[Guest]

It's better than being a dingleberry.

This is very true.



Is there anything worse than being a dingleberry? I mean wouldn't that be the absolute lowest rung on the ladder? I wonder what group dingleberries look down their noses at to bolster their self-esteem. Pretty slim pickin's for sure.

[Mister Obvious]