I am inventing a new kind of bra for all you buxom ladies out there...

[Mister Obvious]

"When I was a kid, we were so poor, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub." - Eddie Murphy

Hmmm...

There would be even less space between the three of us in a bath tub...



(Me, and her titties.)

[Mister Obvious]

not that I was thinking of myself... well... yaaas I was. lol.

I was thinkin' about you too...

Gnomesayin'?!



Oh my.

Heavens.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not even into chicks, I just wanted to make an incredibly rude and crude thread about titties.

Honestly truly do wish there were better bras out there for big tittied ladies though...

[GG]

haha! I love you Trix!

Mine are not giant, but they're natural. 36d and round. They look fake and people usually think they are, until I show them.

[Mister Obvious]

I just see so many hot, sexy ladies on YouTube with natural massive titties and sometimes you can see extra skin hanging over their bra pinching between the shirt and the edge of the bra...

It just looks so uncomfortable and there's gotta be a better way than putting all the strain on the neck/shoulders/back with straps on each shoulder.

I dunno.

[GG]

I think a lot of times they might not have the correct cup size. You need to try them on and each pair can be different. Mine are big enough to be a problem if they don't fit right.. and sometimes it seems like they do fit right, but then I'll be constantly pushing them back in the cups... and sometimes the outer edge of the cups is cutting into them because the cups aren't big enough.

[Guest]

What if you strapped a jet pack to the titslinger to hoist the magnificent mammaries? That would take all of the weight off of the neck and shoulders.

[Mister Obvious]

ANTIGRAVITY BRA.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, TITTIES IN SPACE.

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?!

[Guest]

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?!

[Guest]

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?!

Why, it would be all glittery and space age and shit!