Democrats Demanding A Female President Are SEXIST

[Mister Obvious]

Wanting someone to be president just because they're female is the most petty, ignorant thing I've ever heard.

Democrats DO NOT CARE about America.

[Guest]

All they have to do is...



... nominate someone who isn't a known Democrat shitlord!

Easier said than done though. They out themselves as shitlords right from the gate.

Just ask Occasional-Cortex.

We should nominate a female Republican, just to see what their excuse is for not voting for her.

[Mister Obvious]

We should nominate a female Republican, just to see what their excuse is for not voting for her.

Yeah really, and she should be mega hot and just old enough to be president.

[Guest]

So... Liz Wheeler it is.

[Guest]

Sarah Palin 2020 or maybe her daughter

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think Liz will be 35 by that time.

[Mister Obvious]

Not by 2020.

[Guest]

The president walks into the press briefing room wearing a miniskirt, blouse with three buttons open, and a pushup bra peeking out.

Every male reporter in the room sports a raging hardon.

The press secretary, who is also a hottie, looks at them and says, "She's not gonna fuck you."

[Guest]

I don't think Liz will be 35 by that time.

Well, they'll just have to change the rules then.

[Mister Obvious]

There are probably a lot of great chicks out there who could run for president, but I don't want any of them...

Men only.

[Guest]

Sarah Palin kinda blew it with the trailer trash schtick when she ran for VP. It seemed really phoney to me for some reason.

Her daughter can't stop getting pregnant long enough to run for office.