a bag of over thirty dicks

[zenba]

thirty! that's as many as three tens!

http://toresays.com/2018/12/17/over-30-h...ffic-stop/


well gees, that perp looks so normal and harmless, this has to be some sort of misunderstanding.

[Mister Obvious]

Wwww....what. The fuck?

This may honestly be the most horrifying story I've ever read.

[Mister Obvious]

Is this person a serial killer??

[Mister Obvious]

There can only be a few explanations...

Either he's taking penises from cadavers, or he's taking them from victims.

He's either kidnapping and killing people, or he has access to a place where people are kept for purposes of torture/murder... or organ harvesting.

[zenba]

either that or a prostitute/sex slave that went super insane.

so are there dead guys somewhere, or 30+ eunuchs roaming about?

[Mister Obvious]

He's either got access to cadavers in places like funeral parlors, etc., or he's got access to some kind of horrific underground operations involving human trafficking.

[Mister Obvious]

either that or a prostitute/sex slave that went super insane.

Could you get 30 severed dicks from 'customers' over the course of a day or two? Probably.

Are those customers still alive? Gonna doubt it.

Are there reports of lots of severed dick men showing up almost dead at hospitals? If there were, it'd probably make the news.

I'm thinking these people aren't being found.

So why are they not being found?

[Mister Obvious]

[Interrogation room; officer shines hanging overhead light in suspect's face]

"WHERE'D YOU GET THE DICKS?"

[Guest]

great , now i am on a serial killer research binge... again

[somethingelseishere]

Damn. Takes the insult of "eat a bag of dicks" to an uncomfortable
and concerning level.

I guess we should all be careful to whom we say that, they might
be of the mindset "OK, I'll get right on that!" : /

[somethingelseishere]

great , now i am on a serial killer research binge... again

This channel has some good videos.


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPnXkFy...BtV2LLK2cQ

[GG]

[Interrogation room; officer shines hanging overhead light in suspect's face]

"WHERE'D YOU GET THE DICKS?"

HAHAHA!

[Mister Obvious]