I’d just like to take this time to say...

[Guest]

That was some deep shit and I must express my mad respect for your vision bro.

By perpetuating my essence, you shall become the mother of nations.

NATIONS!!!

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO, “nations”...

[Guest]

Yeah, you're right. Entire galaxies will call you Mother.

"Mama MO," they all said.

[Mister Obvious]

I can hear the distant whisper of their voices like a cosmic choir, leading the way back like a trail of galactic breadcrumbs.

[Guest]

And to think the great (literally) universal awaking began right here.

[Mister Obvious]

I always knew I had a higher calling...

[Guest]

I always knew I had a higher calling...

Despite the rather unglamorous and possibly distasteful circumstance of being pinned to the bed by the dead man on top of you, his dribbling phallus buried deep in your garden of earthly delight, it's a total win both for you and for civilization in the long run.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH it would be so hot if a dude died whilst having sex with me.

Like in that movie Private Benjamin.

[Guest]

Would you immediately try to push the corpse off of you, or would you savor the moment while waiting for the coroner arrived?

[Mister Obvious]

Check it out, twinsies!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5B...@._V1_.jpg

I love Goldie Hawn.

[Mister Obvious]

Would you immediately try to push the corpse off of you, or would you savor the moment while waiting for the coroner arrived?

I’d roll it off me and get up and jump around exclaiming “Ew! Ew ew! Ew!” and then wash my hands.

[Guest]

Then, thousands of years later, your intergalactic progeny would chant "Ew! Ew ew! Ew!" at the Temple of MO without really knowing why.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s just in their DNA.

[Guest]

In that case, they'd chant, "YAAAAAAAASS! YAAAAASSSSSSS!!!"

[Mister Obvious]

LOL, oh God man...

Everything I’ve ever said or thought is going to be encoded into those poor galactic bastards.

[Guest]

It’s just in their DNA.

dude i have an important question . 

if i just finished masturbating and then shake somebody hand and then that person sticks their finger up their butt and proceeds to  get rape kit tested... could they test positive for being humped by me  ?