Love Poem I Wrote In 2005

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, the periphery of my heart inundates with adulation,
As I think of my one indubitable inamorato.
He is the airflow vocalizing through the grassland.
He is the pulchritude in the far-flung, awe-inspiring tillage.

My sufficing wooer, I aspire you for my own.
You put the vivacity back in my gusto.
You have an aptitude for making me ecstatic.
I surmise love when I'm with you.

Oh, my mesmeric darling,
You are the refulgence of my sentiment.
With precipitance, I stand by your side,
In my perpetual way.

[Mister Obvious]

This is who I am.

[Mister Obvious]

I now dedicate this poem to Roseanne Barr.

[Guest]

Dude she would roll over and suffocate you in her milf lezzy king bed

[Mister Obvious]

We wouldn't be in bed together sleeping, we would only be in bed together watching Alex Jones videos, and it would always be daytime.

[Guest]

Whoa. That's the same poem I received from a secret admirer in 2005.

So it was you all along.

[Mister Obvious]

IT'S. ALWAYS. BEEN. ME.