Gotta be honest...

[Mister Obvious]

And if anyone thinks I'm being a douchebag asshole on this thread...

Pleased to meet you...

My name is MO.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm a lot nicer than I used to be, believe it or not.

[Guest]

Being on a message board in general seems to automatically imply some type of intellectual ability.

Before 1996, maybe. Then AOL let everybody and his halfwit brother pile onto Usenet. AOL should've pigeonholed their special breed of retards into their own little walled garden. They were as big as, or bigger than, Facebook in their day. They might still be around if they hadn't introduced the vapid chatters and shoppers they lured online to services they weren't mentally equipped to use.

[Mister Obvious]

The MO of 10 years ago would have just banned your ass for whatever you did...

But the MO of today doesn't believe in banning people.

I learned my lesson about banning people.

Banning is a bit archaic, there are much better ways to handle things, you gotta grow and evolve with the times...

While still maintaining the foundational, timeless and classic essence that is the message board platform in general.

These days, I honest to God try to embrace haters and trolls to the best of my abilities.

I try to love all the motherfuckers because life's a bitch, let's be honest.

They may hate me for whatever reason, and that's their right...

But I love all the people.

I'll tell 'em what they don't wanna hear and I won't sugar coat it, but I do love them.

[Guest]

And if anyone thinks I'm being a douchebag asshole on this thread...

Nah, you're not being a douche. I think the sudden change just threw some people who didn't know about MO.

[Guest]

I was trained like pavlovs dog to call her trix for years, you think that gets deprogrammed in a few days? I figure i need a few weeks its very scary dealing with mister obvious again like when you round the corner and alas you are facing a rottweiller

[Mister Obvious]

Just because I love you as a human doesn't mean you need to understand me or even be on my site.

I always recommend people get their own sites...

If you no longer understand me, or we don't see eye to eye, but you enjoy a good forum...

There is nothing stopping you from building your own forum or blog, your choice.

Here is a thread about how to do it:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-10570.html

I am sure you can make an amazing website, and you owe it to yourself to have your own internet home fashioned around all your personal tastes and interests, just like I have.

[Mister Obvious]

I was trained like pavlovs dog to call her trix for years, you think that gets deprogrammed in a few days? I figure i need a few weeks its very scary dealing with mister obvious again like when you round the corner and alas you are facing a rottweiller

YOU can call me ANYTHING you want...

[Dark Dick]

And if anyone thinks I'm being a douchebag asshole on this thread...

Pleased to meet you...

My name is MO.

MalOne > Bad One

[Guest]

I was trained like pavlovs dog to call her trix for years, you think that gets deprogrammed in a few days?

I hear ya, bro. She was "Trix" when I met her too. This change didn't faze me as much as it possibly should've. I knew Trix/MO was prone to do some pretty "out there" things at the drop of a hat, so I decided to take it in stride. I figured worst case scenario, she'd had an epic meltdown and would pull herself together eventually.

I figure i need a few weeks its very scary dealing with mister obvious again like when you round the corner and alas you are facing a rottweiller

Some friends of mine had a St. Bernard that they used to bring over when they visited. He was the sweetest dog on earth, but I swear to God my heart stopped with dread every time that gigantic Cujo-looking fucker came barreling through the front door.

[Mister Obvious]

MalOne > Bad One

Exactly, that kinda icky symbolism was all over that persona.

Poor girl...

That was me at one time.

Not anymore.

[zenba]

trix malone
tricks 'em alone

mister obvious
me stir obvious

i never refer to the people i like the most by their real names, or their chosen monikers. i come up with something on my own or remix theirs. you're maux forever whether you like it or not. :p

[Guest]

https://imgur.com/a/5CFq6m2

[Mister Obvious]

i come up with something on my own or remix theirs. you're maux forever whether you like it or not. :p

I always loved that you never let go of Maux...

https://imgur.com/a/5CFq6m2

LOL, Guest, you're something else...

[Guest]

For some reason, you're even hotter as MO than you were as Trix.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s a testament to the power of expressing one’s innermost truth!!!

[Guest]

I'm a lot nicer than I used to be, believe it or not.

Yes you are.

I always liked that you don't sugarcoat stuff, but I thought of you during your time as Elsie as being too brutal often.

Meanwhile your background changed and you are truly free, because what you do, you do for yourself - with a good heap of altruism towards others.

[Mister Obvious]

Elsie was a cool chick, I gave the Trix placeholder account her avatar...

http://www.sectual.com/user-10.html

So sentimental though!

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

Awe... she's so great, love that chick!!!