When young pholks are sitting in church and the preacher's saying a prayer...

[Guest]

... and everybody's supposed to have their head bowed and their eyes closed, do they phuck around with their cellphones like they do everywhere else they go?

[Mister Obvious]

I think I heard somebody not that long ago bitching about how the kids all use their phones and text during service.

[Guest]

They ought to make them sit next to their grandma so she can smack them upside the head every time they go to texting.