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I think Zane thought Priss was gonna actually model the coins and talk about the coins in front of the camera wearing one of her bedazzled bikinis or something...
That's clearly not happening.
I mean...
She just doesn't seem like the camera type...
Maybe she could learn to be.
She probably doesn't wanna be though...
I don't blame her.
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Come on...
Get Priss to lube up and bounce those coins off her asscheeks.
Some greased buns in the thumbnail would get views.
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Get Priss to lay down somewhere comfortable on her stomach...
Lube up those cheeks, place a few stacks of coins on those bronzed, buttered up buns and get you that thumbnail.
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I'm just so fucking glad Zane isn't doing that stupid Mexico shit anymore!
There's little more boring and lackluster than Mexico...
No offense to any hot Mexican dudes?!
Seriously trix i liked his mexico adventures. I miss that heroin addict dude that lived in a shack with a hooker and i miss the donkey and mack. Life on the edge.
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I don't know where I got it in my head that she's a Gemini, that's weird...
I was like, man she don't seem like a Gemini! ROFL!
If Priss is a Taurus (Scorpio's opposite on the astrology 'wheel') then that reading was SOLID about Zane and his wife.
Although pentacles does = earth signs (Taurus/Virgo/Capricorn).
Zane and his wife are at the bottom of both decks... King of Cups, The Lovers, and the Ace of Swords in reverse.
At the end of the reading though, Zane is in full power at the bottom of the big deck as the King of Pentacles...
He has total power in this whole situation. There's very little about Priss in this reading...
It all still seems to be about Zane and his wife.
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(03-02-2019, 04:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: It all still seems to be about Zane and his wife.
I mean let's face it, what the fuck is new...
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I don’t understand that link? Is it a photo album? Says I have to join to see it, I ain’t doing that! Always use Imgur to host your pics!
When I search ‘greasy buns’ on YouTube, nothing but solid disappointment comes up...
It’s just a bunch of thumbnails with chicks showing their hairdos.
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I was expecting to see at least one set of greasy bronzed up buttcheeks.
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Seriously...
Zane needs to come up off a couple of them pentacles and buy some popcorn butter...
I think they need to start the “hot butter challenge”...
Where you grease up your GF’s buns and buy unsalted popcorn with no butter, then hand dip each piece on those buttery cheeks until you’ve filled up a bowl.
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Then eat the popcorn and lick the rest of the butter off...
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Wait, what?!
Did I say that out loud?!
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Can’t spell ‘butter’ without ‘butt’...
I’m just saying, it’s the logical next step.
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Hell, even I would suck salty popcorn butter off Priss’s buttcheeks, full on algae eater mode.
But don’t tell anybody.
If not YouTube, maybe this can be Zane’s long awaited introduction to Chaturbate?!
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Okay okay fine, I’ll shut up.
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What the fuck is this??
1:10 found wandering?
The fuck? Like the WHOLE FUCKING THING isn't DOCUMENTED on all his channels?
Why is he trying to say it was the gubbermint that "stole his identity" when he was always blaming his wife for it??
He's blaming Real ID?? Derfurq?? Is he trying to break onto the conspiracy theory scene??
HE LOST HIS FUCKING IDS BECAUSE HIS WIFE WOULDN'T GIVE THEM TO HIM, AND THEN WHEN SHE FINALLY DID HE LOST THEM AGAIN WALKING DRUNK AND HIGH IN MEXICO WITH A FUCKING 80 YEAR OLD HEROIN ADDICT AND THEIR STUPID DONKEYS.
The reason he couldn't GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE is because he has warrants. LMFAO!?! HELLOOOO??? He even recently admitted this in one of his videos riding around somewhere with Priss!!!
Why the hell would he release a video like this when EVERYYYTHINGGGGG is DOCUMENTED MINUTE BY FUCKING MINUTE on ALL HIS OTHER CHANNELS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And look at the fucking IDIOTS in the comments section that have been watching him ALL THIS TIME talking about, "OMG Zane, I had no idea this was happening!"
Wow... LMFAO fucking WOW. See... it's stupid people like that who make it so easy for masters like Zane to get whatever the fuck they want from you using whatever bogus story they think up on the spot.
I don't even feel sorry for the idiots... I'm on Zane's side. At least he's hot as fuck and entertaining... it's better than being an idiot.
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