How are you supposed to tan your buttcrack??

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOL, reading that thread I see that I’m always saying the same thing about this topic.

Eventually something’s gotta be done about this.

I’m sunbathing nude this year.

Somehow, some way.

[Kitty]

Hmmm ...This topic seems to be a reoccurring theme, I posted in that thread too.

I remember going to high school parties and we'd all pile in the hot tub in our bikinis and some nude. I'd never do that now, that's crazy you could end up in very sexual situations.

[Kitty]

Or when you go to the sauna and most normal people have a towel around them but there's always some exhibitionist completely naked and spread eagle with their eyes closed acting all nonchalant like it's no big deal. IT IS A BIG DEAL!

[Kitty]

But yeah back to sunbathing nude, I can't get over the feeling that somebody is watching me. Which is kind of a turn on too.

[Mister Obvious]

I have never sunbathed truly nude...

I’ve sunned my hoohah, but I’ve never been totally naked.

My hoohah is getting sunned this summer.

[Mister Obvious]

(“Hoohah” ROFLMFAOROFL, LMAO.)

[Kitty]

Lol there aren't a lot of better terms for the female genitalia -- pussy is too sexual, vagina is too clinical and cunt just sounds nasty

[Kitty]

So hoohah it is!

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

mo are you clickbait ? When we slap your tasty tanned ass will we get a sexy squeel or the grunt of lumberjack

[Dark Dick]

You need to lie on your belly and let some guys hotdog your hershey canyon. The friction from a few sessions will give you a nice carpetburn. Aslo, you can let someone spank your cheeks to give them a nice blush.

[spic]

I have never sunbathed truly nude...

I’ve sunned my hoohah, but I’ve never been totally naked.

My hoohah is getting sunned this year

Pics or it never happened

[zenba]

i've seen some pretty sweet body art done via tan lines.

i spent too much time out of the sun. i haven't been out in it a lot since it was yellow. it starts to burn my skin pretty quick now, not like the red patches burning but i physically perceive the heat to a far greater extent than i ever used to.

i'll continue getting my moontans. you ladies should try the moon on your poon sometime.

[Mister Obvious]

Ooooh... mooning the poon! This is a great solution to the broad daylight nudity problem!

[personal air fan]

i want to knead her buns

[Mister Obvious]

I've devised an absolutely brilliant way to achieve this...

I will be doing it this year whenever it's hot and sunny enough, and I will be recording the whole thing.

[ELFUNGYAWN]

You are not supposed to.

[user316]

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[user316]

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[Dark Dick]

I've devised an absolutely brilliant way to achieve this...

I will be doing it this year whenever it's hot and sunny enough, and I will be recording the whole thing.

~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~