Just found out mayo takes the tarnish off the bottom of pans...

[Mister Obvious]

I discovered this by accident and was shook.

If it does that to pans, imagine what it does when we eat it.

[Dark Dick]

Maybe you can use it to bleach your butthole.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh wow...

This could work!

[Dark Dick]

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You can try mustard too. 

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[Guest]

Trix is like a wonder woman, she just observes humans and then tries to act human so dont be fooled

http://lorrye.net/images2/1920-hairstyle...-40-11.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOLOL, Guest be tellin' off all my secrets again!!!