Just witnessed a Greyhound bus stopping off and unloading for a break...

[Mister Obvious]

In Green River, UT and let me be clear...

I never wanna ride a Greyhound.

[Guest]

I never wanna ride a Greyhound.

You really don't. It takes 24 hours to go anywhere on Greyhound. Even if it's across the street.


There are idiots who fuck off at the station on a 2-hour layover, then decide to take a shit when they get on the bus. So you have to savor that delicate aroma all the way to the next stop.


On the bright side:


https://imgur.com/a/T0q8m20